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bonnibid

i can't get you out of my head !

forked-tongue-blasphemer

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

hyrude

i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

hyrude

i wish graham could google. maybe he’d google “human skin thickness? humans skin cut bite? humans red line arm leg? how hard bite humans? human pain tolerance? human vs kittens safe play” and then he would say mads im so sorry i didnt realize that humans are prone to injury from skin punctures. we should engage in remote play through means of toys as you were suggesting

american-neurotypical

let's touch eachother's private parts

bitchautism

oh here we go. another communist wanting to "touch" (seize) "private parts" (private property). ugh. tankie punks fuck off.

pepperoni-oni

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bakersfield-row

Can’t get this on any other social media

kitschke

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

magicfriend1000000000000000

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

segamascott

goldensunset

tothechaos

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

miamaimania

Bi-weekly, Claudia Keep

wormspoodle

noone look at me i've beensitting on this for 2 weeks so i took the dialogue out bc it felt too ooc. you can imagine what you want

ouroborosorder

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

ouroborosorder

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.