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Kels|30| Chickasaw/Choctaw N8v |she/they 🌌 choopa cobbler

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[oneheadtoanother]

[honeygordo]

just got jumpscared at work today

[funstyle]

One of the best images. Like we've all been here folks

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[toskarin]

I contracted legionnaires' disease from the mister beast tiger skull

[escuerzoresucitado]

[puppies333303-deactivated201410]

windows please im in the middle of something

[namelessenbytime]

Jeff the Fucker: I'm going to Jeff the fuck you

[blood-and-foam]

[kaijuno]

[dogpuppy]

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[sacred-portal]

[submarinechamomile]