What the ever living fuck
The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

#extradirty
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom

ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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@eldbrand
What the ever living fuck
The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely
Venom (2018)
there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life
like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”
this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan
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Try Guys Drunk Vegan Fast Food Taste Test
Try Guys Drunk Vegan Fast Food Taste Test
far too often, yeah
this is so surreal
me n my siblings used to cover each other in stuffed animals pillows and blankets and jump on each other from the top of the stairs and idk how we never got injured
glad to know all kids have always been rascals and rapscallions
Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…
what can I say
except
you’re welcome
And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.
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These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.
Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
But have you tried
I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion
If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.
see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked
can I just add
The real gen zillenial feel is having the flip/slide phones in middle school/freshman yr then switching over to an iphone in high school
Today’s adventure
100,000 notes and I get another boy
reblog for noises
Bengal Simulator 2017
“Dude…”
“WROW!”
“Dude its so early…”
Sing me the song of your people, small furry demon
Todd Howard: We always wondered and asked ourselves, “How would a Bethesda game act online?”
I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing