eldbrand

Hurry boy, It's waiting there for you. He/him

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[peppermint-bones]

What the ever living fuck

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

[vampirewives-deactivated2021042]

Venom (2018)

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

[sunfortune]

this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan

[kishibashiing-deactivated202212]

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[gxnya]

[ngalitzine]

Try Guys Drunk Vegan Fast Food Taste Test

[ngalitzine]

Try Guys Drunk Vegan Fast Food Taste Test

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[thatdiva]

far too often, yeah

[kibumkim]

[bajn]

this is so surreal

[bleedingheartbaby]

[gettingintoknives]

me n my siblings used to cover each other in stuffed animals pillows and blankets and jump on each other from the top of the stairs and idk how we never got injured

[gettingintoknives]

glad to know all kids have always been rascals and rapscallions

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[gunmax-no]

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[quantumlevitation]

But have you tried

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

[sabertoothwalrus]

see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

[calellon]

can I just add

[butchblueboy]

The real gen zillenial feel is having the flip/slide phones in middle school/freshman yr then switching over to an iphone in high school

[oh-archivist]

Today’s adventure

[oh-archivist]

100,000 notes and I get another boy

[thetenderpassion]

[pleatedjeans]

[catsofinstagram]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[catbountry]

Bengal Simulator 2017

[mirab3lle]

“Dude…”

“WROW!”

“Dude its so early…”

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Sing me the song of your people, small furry demon

[hebbez]

Todd Howard: We always wondered and asked ourselves, “How would a Bethesda game act online?”

[hrm00-deactivated20150924]

I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing