*trying desperately to ignore the notifs from the cockroach rizzing post* HI MAGGOTS THE HORRORS PERSIST AND UH SO DO I FUCK IT WE BALL ASSORTED TUMBLR MOTIVATION IDK.
So I need to clean my room and I have decided on a brainrotted reward system for myself, because otherwise I will never clean my room and then the Horrors will move in permanently.
If I put my clothes away into the wardrobe rather than three piles on the floor, I will make an incorrect DBDA text post with maggot quotes.
If I move stuff off my desk so that I can shift it, I will illustrate one scene from the Good Omens book, idk which, tell me if you have any ideas.
If I actually shift my desk and remove the good omens art from the wall so that I can get the IKEA Skadis thing put up, I will make a video of Aziraphale doing the Final Fifteen but as a stereotypical Valley Girl.
As for after that, uh, let's see if we get that far.
Bildad help me in these endeavours I SHALL BEGIN. THIS IS JUST HERE FOR ACCOUNTABILITY PURPOSES DON'T WORRY.
The what rizzing post
hello there Germany, recently asmi rizzed a cockroach in his kitchen.
you can find most of the story from these sideblogs:
@therizzedupcockroach @sadcheatedoncockroach @cockroaches-against-furries
its a long story good luck friend
COCKROACHES AGAINST FURRIES?!
YOU CALLED??
WOULD YOU LIKE US TO CLEANSE GERMANY OF THE ROACH RIZZERS
I’m not here for politics
How about sauerkraut
cocktoberfest????!!!!
dear lord
















