I am just a little cockroach

[thesoulcult]

For now that’s how our village looks like today !

Mushroom houses / buildings

The Enlightning Church

Little farm

[cockroaches-against-furries]

Swimming pool for the lil roachies to swim in? :3

[thesoulcult]

Today we raised a pool ! May all cultists (roaches?) enjoy the sun of summer !

N.V

[cockroaches-against-furries]

I hope it's not chlorinated, it might kill my kids =:3

[thesoulcult]

We promise it is not, you children can enjoy the water as it’s a saline pool (we do not stand for chlorine here)

N.V

[cockroaches-against-furries]

@therizzedupcockroach @sadcheatedoncockroach we got a pool yoooooo

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

amazing! @itsybitsycockroach my dear child you have a pool!

[itsybitsycockroach]

HELL YEAH

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.

Sigh. I just wanted food, man.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.

I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.

So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.

I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.

It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.

And yes, this was out loud.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.

I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.

It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.

I told it that it was pretty, really.

I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.

I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.

It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.

No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.

Should I add that it is 2:37 am?

[im-sorry--what]

I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

NO WAIT WHAT NO

[im-sorry--what]

You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???

[its-target-official]

10k post.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Absolutely fucking NOT.

[its-target-official]

yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

this post is wonderful actually

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Hey chat take a look at this

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Omg it's the good omens guy again

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS

[therizzedupcockroach]

Y’all are so confused rn

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.

AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.

[therizzedupcockroach]

HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

What the fuck.

[itsybitsycockroach]

hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP

[itsybitsycockroach]

WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD

WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM

[itsybitsycockroach]

okay! i like our new home! where's the food?

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

IM UNSURE AS OF YET

@cockroaches-against-furries and @therizzedupcockroach read up for our job

@weirdly-specific-but-ok

WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE FOOD

[cockroach-neighbor]

HIYA NICE TO MEET YOU YOU MUST BE MY NEW NEIGHBOR WELCOME WELCOME

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

HI NEIGHBOR!!!!

THIS IS RATHER FAST BUT WE COCKROACHES GAVE SHORT LIFESPANS

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS?

AND HAVING A CHILD

OR WE WILL ADOPT YOU AS COOL NEIGHBOUR BUT ALWAYS NEED MORE FAMILY

[eldercock]

Hello Younglings!

Elder Cock here to give you some well meaning advice is. Food you must search in the kitchen. And traumatise the original poster you must. The children our future are so taking care of them you must.

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

thank you elder cock

@itsybitsycockroach my child is will feed you every hour

btw you have a fourth parent

[itsybitsycockroach]

ANOTHER PARENT? WHOA, WHO IS IT?

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.

Sigh. I just wanted food, man.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.

I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.

So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.

I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.

It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.

And yes, this was out loud.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.

I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.

It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.

I told it that it was pretty, really.

I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.

I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.

It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.

No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.

Should I add that it is 2:37 am?

[im-sorry--what]

I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

NO WAIT WHAT NO

[im-sorry--what]

You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???

[its-target-official]

10k post.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Absolutely fucking NOT.

[its-target-official]

yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

this post is wonderful actually

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Hey chat take a look at this

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Omg it's the good omens guy again

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS

[therizzedupcockroach]

Y’all are so confused rn

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.

AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.

[therizzedupcockroach]

HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

What the fuck.

[itsybitsycockroach]

hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP

[itsybitsycockroach]

WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD

WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM

[itsybitsycockroach]

okay! i like our new home! where's the food?

[jeremysknoxes]

🍌

[itsybitsycockroach]

LOOK PARENTS! I FOUND A BANANA!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.

Sigh. I just wanted food, man.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.

I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.

So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.

I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.

It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.

And yes, this was out loud.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.

I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.

It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.

I told it that it was pretty, really.

I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.

I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.

It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.

No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.

Should I add that it is 2:37 am?

[im-sorry--what]

I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

NO WAIT WHAT NO

[im-sorry--what]

You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???

[its-target-official]

10k post.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Absolutely fucking NOT.

[its-target-official]

yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

this post is wonderful actually

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Hey chat take a look at this

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Omg it's the good omens guy again

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS

[therizzedupcockroach]

Y’all are so confused rn

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.

AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.

[therizzedupcockroach]

HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

What the fuck.

[itsybitsycockroach]

hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP

[itsybitsycockroach]

WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD

WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM

[itsybitsycockroach]

okay! i like our new home! where's the food?

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.

Sigh. I just wanted food, man.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.

I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.

So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.

I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.

It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.

And yes, this was out loud.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.

I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.

It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.

I told it that it was pretty, really.

I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.

I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.

It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.

No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.

Should I add that it is 2:37 am?

[im-sorry--what]

I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

NO WAIT WHAT NO

[im-sorry--what]

You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???

[its-target-official]

10k post.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Absolutely fucking NOT.

[its-target-official]

yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

this post is wonderful actually

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Hey chat take a look at this

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Omg it's the good omens guy again

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS

[therizzedupcockroach]

Y’all are so confused rn

[cockroaches-against-furries]

Why are you defiling the pure institution that is cockroach partnerships

[therizzedupcockroach]

BABE WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN

[cockroaches-against-furries]

i ain't no babe yo im just a bug on the interweb tryna protect our tradition ey

[therizzedupcockroach]

EY EY DONT BLAME ME FOR FALLING FOR THIS GUY’S SMOOTH WORDS!

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

SO YOU ARE LEAVING ME?

WELL THEN YOU CAN TAKE THE KIDS ILL FIND SOMEONE YOUNGER

[therizzedupcockroach]

HONEY WAIT I BARELY SEE THEM ENOUGH AS IS

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

THAT DOESNT SOUND LIKE A NO

[therizzedupcockroach]

THAT IS A NO. PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

IVE ALREADY FOUND SOMEONE

I COULD SUGGEST POLYAMORY

[therizzedupcockroach]

COCKROACH THREE WAY?

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

IVE ASKED MY LAWYER/OUR POSSIBLE PARTNER ILL LET YOU KNOW

[cockroaches-against-furries]

DO I GET THE KIDS TOO

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

WE SHARE THEM I THINK OUR CURRENT CHILD IS @itsybitsycockroach

[itsybitsycockroach]

HELLO I AM YOUR SON! DO I GET MORE PARENTS?

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.

Sigh. I just wanted food, man.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.

I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.

So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.

I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.

It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.

And yes, this was out loud.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.

I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.

It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.

I told it that it was pretty, really.

I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.

I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.

It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.

No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.

Should I add that it is 2:37 am?

[im-sorry--what]

I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

NO WAIT WHAT NO

[im-sorry--what]

You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???

[its-target-official]

10k post.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Absolutely fucking NOT.

[its-target-official]

yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

this post is wonderful actually

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Hey chat take a look at this

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Omg it's the good omens guy again

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS

[therizzedupcockroach]

Y’all are so confused rn

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.

AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.

[therizzedupcockroach]

HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

What the fuck.

[itsybitsycockroach]

hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP

[itsybitsycockroach]

WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.

Sigh. I just wanted food, man.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.

I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.

So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.

I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.

It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.

And yes, this was out loud.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.

I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.

It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.

I told it that it was pretty, really.

I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.

I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.

It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.

No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.

Should I add that it is 2:37 am?

[im-sorry--what]

I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

NO WAIT WHAT NO

[im-sorry--what]

You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???

[its-target-official]

10k post.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Absolutely fucking NOT.

[its-target-official]

yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

this post is wonderful actually

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Hey chat take a look at this

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Omg it's the good omens guy again

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS

[therizzedupcockroach]

Y’all are so confused rn

[cockroaches-against-furries]

Why are you defiling the pure institution that is cockroach partnerships

[therizzedupcockroach]

BABE WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

WHO IS THIS MAN MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DO I NEED A LAWYER

[cockroaches-against-furries]

AY BRUV IM HERE TO PROTECT THE SANCTITY OF COCKROACH RELATIONSHIP IF YA NEED ME

JUST A CONCERNED CITIZEN DOING MY PART INNIT

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

DO YOU KNOW A LAWYER AND ARE YOU YOUNG I NEED A NEW COCKROACH TO RUN AWAY AND START MY NEW LIFE WITH

[cockroaches-against-furries]

I COULD BE BOTH

YOU SEEM LIKE A COOL BUG AY

WOULD YA LIKE ME TO REPRESENT YA IN THE COURT OF LAW AGAINST EM INFIDELS

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

THANK YOU KIND ROACH

ARE YOU RICH? NOT A REQUIREMENT JUST SOMETHING NICE IM A FANCY COCKROACH, YOU KNOW?

AND I NEED A REPRESENTATIVE YES

[cockroaches-against-furries]

i could give us that good life ye, what we thinkin? gutter pipe in the alps? subway tracks in manhattan?

@therizzedupcockroach prepare for court, bitch

[therizzedupcockroach]

AHHH OH SHIT MY JOB AS A COCKROACH CEO IS SCREWED

[cockroaches-against-furries]

thats not the only thing of yours i plan to screw xoxo

[itsybitsycockroach]

HELLO PARENTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.

Sigh. I just wanted food, man.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.

I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.

So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.

I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.

It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.

And yes, this was out loud.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.

I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.

It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.

I told it that it was pretty, really.

I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.

I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.

It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.

No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.

Should I add that it is 2:37 am?

[im-sorry--what]

I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

NO WAIT WHAT NO

[im-sorry--what]

You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???

[its-target-official]

10k post.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Absolutely fucking NOT.

[its-target-official]

yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

this post is wonderful actually

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Hey chat take a look at this

[definitelytherepublicofireland]

Omg it's the good omens guy again

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS

[therizzedupcockroach]

Y’all are so confused rn

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.

AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.

[therizzedupcockroach]

HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

[sadcheatedoncockroach]

MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

What the fuck.

[itsybitsycockroach]

hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.