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@cockroach-neighbor
@weirdly-specific-but-ok
is cockroaches are taking a break to nap inside our sequin crowley pillow
you are safe from our terrorising for now
BUT YOU ARE NOT SAFE FROM PEST CONTROL.
NOOOOOOOOO @therizzedupcockroach @cockroaches-against-furries @cockroach-neighbor
SAVE THE CHILDREN GET THEM OUT
GET THE CHILDRENNNN
legend says that this cockroaches was once @jeremysknoxes.
I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.
Sigh. I just wanted food, man.
I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.
I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.
So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.
It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.
I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.
It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.
And yes, this was out loud.
So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.
I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.
It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.
I told it that it was pretty, really.
I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.
I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.
It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.
No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.
Should I add that it is 2:37 am?
I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now
NO WAIT WHAT NO
You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???
10k post.
Absolutely fucking NOT.
yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?
this post is wonderful actually
@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official
@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland
@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial
@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada
@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official
@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand
@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia
@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation
@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real
@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa
@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan
@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical
@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official
@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario
@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real
@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois
@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real
@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official
@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official
@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial
@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va
@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean
@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial
Hey chat take a look at this
Omg it's the good omens guy again
I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS
Y’all are so confused rn
WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.
AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.
HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN
The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).
What the fuck.
hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.
MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?
THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD
WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM
okay! i like our new home! where's the food?
LOOK PARENTS! I FOUND A BANANA!
HELLO YOU MUST BE MY NEW CHILD IM ONE OF YOUR PARENTS NOW HERES A COCKROACH THAT WILL NEVER GROW UP WITH DADDY ISSUES
never learnt how to read 😔
I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.
Sigh. I just wanted food, man.
I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.
I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.
So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.
It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.
I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.
It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.
And yes, this was out loud.
So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.
I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.
It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.
I told it that it was pretty, really.
I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.
I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.
It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.
No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.
Should I add that it is 2:37 am?
I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now
NO WAIT WHAT NO
You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???
10k post.
Absolutely fucking NOT.
yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?
this post is wonderful actually
@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official
@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland
@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial
@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada
@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official
@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand
@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia
@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation
@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real
@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa
@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan
@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical
@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official
@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario
@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real
@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois
@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real
@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official
@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official
@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial
@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va
@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean
@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial
Hey chat take a look at this
Omg it's the good omens guy again
I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS
Y’all are so confused rn
WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.
AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.
HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN
The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).
What the fuck.
hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.
MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?
THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD
WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM
okay! i like our new home! where's the food?
IM UNSURE AS OF YET
@cockroaches-against-furries and @therizzedupcockroach read up for our job
@weirdly-specific-but-ok
WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE FOOD
HIYA NICE TO MEET YOU YOU MUST BE MY NEW NEIGHBOR WELCOME WELCOME
HI NEIGHBOR!!!!
THIS IS RATHER FAST BUT WE COCKROACHES GAVE SHORT LIFESPANS
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS?
AND HAVING A CHILD
OR WE WILL ADOPT YOU AS COOL NEIGHBOUR BUT ALWAYS NEED MORE FAMILY
SURE WHY NOT
@cockroaches-against-furries @therizzedupcockroach hope you dont mind we have another spouse
HELLO OTHER CO-SPOUSES WANNA INVADE FUCKBOY'S HOUSE
I HEAR HE HAS A CROWLEY FROM GOOD OMENS SEQUIN PILLOW WE CAN LIVE INSIDE IT
LETS GO COCKGAYCHES
if i accidentally start cockroach blogging on main someone tell me please
I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.
Sigh. I just wanted food, man.
I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.
I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.
So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.
It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.
I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.
It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.
And yes, this was out loud.
So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.
I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.
It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.
I told it that it was pretty, really.
I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.
I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.
It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.
No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.
Should I add that it is 2:37 am?
I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now
NO WAIT WHAT NO
You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???
10k post.
Absolutely fucking NOT.
yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?
this post is wonderful actually
@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official
@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland
@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial
@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada
@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official
@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand
@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia
@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation
@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real
@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa
@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan
@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical
@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official
@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario
@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real
@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois
@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real
@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official
@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official
@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial
@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va
@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean
@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial
Hey chat take a look at this
Omg it's the good omens guy again
I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS
Y’all are so confused rn
WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.
AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.
HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN
The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).
What the fuck.
hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.
MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?
THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD
WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM
okay! i like our new home! where's the food?
IM UNSURE AS OF YET
@cockroaches-against-furries and @therizzedupcockroach read up for our job
@weirdly-specific-but-ok
WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE FOOD
HIYA NICE TO MEET YOU YOU MUST BE MY NEW NEIGHBOR WELCOME WELCOME
HI NEIGHBOR!!!!
THIS IS RATHER FAST BUT WE COCKROACHES GAVE SHORT LIFESPANS
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS?
AND HAVING A CHILD
OR WE WILL ADOPT YOU AS COOL NEIGHBOUR BUT ALWAYS NEED MORE FAMILY
SURE WHY NOT
@cockroaches-against-furries @therizzedupcockroach hope you dont mind we have another spouse
HELLO OTHER CO-SPOUSES WANNA INVADE FUCKBOY'S HOUSE
cockroach neighbour lore
I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.
Sigh. I just wanted food, man.
I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.
I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.
So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.
It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.
I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.
It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.
And yes, this was out loud.
So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.
I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.
It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.
I told it that it was pretty, really.
I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.
I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.
It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.
No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.
Should I add that it is 2:37 am?
I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now
NO WAIT WHAT NO
You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???
10k post.
Absolutely fucking NOT.
yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?
this post is wonderful actually
@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official
@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland
@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial
@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada
@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official
@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand
@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia
@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation
@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real
@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa
@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan
@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical
@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official
@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario
@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real
@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois
@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real
@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official
@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official
@kolkatabbg @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial
@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va
@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean
@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial
Hey chat take a look at this
Omg it's the good omens guy again
I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS
Y’all are so confused rn
WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.
AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.
HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN
The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).
What the fuck.
hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.
MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?
THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD
WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM
okay! i like our new home! where's the food?
IM UNSURE AS OF YET
@cockroaches-against-furries and @therizzedupcockroach read up for our job
@weirdly-specific-but-ok
WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE FOOD
HIYA NICE TO MEET YOU YOU MUST BE MY NEW NEIGHBOR WELCOME WELCOME
HI NEIGHBOR!!!!
THIS IS RATHER FAST BUT WE COCKROACHES GAVE SHORT LIFESPANS
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS?
AND HAVING A CHILD
OR WE WILL ADOPT YOU AS COOL NEIGHBOUR BUT ALWAYS NEED MORE FAMILY
SURE WHY NOT
I just accidentally rizzed up a cockroach in my kitchen larger than my thumb.
Sigh. I just wanted food, man.
I went to the kitchen and turned on the light and it was there on the counter.
I considered killing it but I have a phobia of dead animals and also it would get messy near the food.
So I decided to make conversation instead, like a mentally healthy person with plenty of in person social interaction.
It was peeking out from behind a can when I approached the counter. It didn't run, probably because I was moving very slowly.
I looked at it for a while and then I explained that I'd come for food, and this was probably dreadfully unhygienic.
It twitched its feelers, and I don't know cockroach behaviour, so I cannot interpret that as agreement.
And yes, this was out loud.
So then I told it that it should come forward since I was talking to it. It didn't step forward, still twitching.
I said that I knew it could see me (due to their compound eyes, they have almost 360 degree vision). I then told it how I'd studied all about cockroach anatomy in biology, once. I also apologised for any future pest control, and then remembered we were moving out anyway. I told it as much.
It finally scuttled forward to meet me. We stared at each other and I smiled and in the light, it actually was beautiful. Deep brown and charcoal black, glinting in the light.
I told it that it was pretty, really.
I then said goodbye and went to the fridge, when I glanced back, it was still in place, frozen.
I may have confused it. Weird human. I'm sorry, cockroach, even the humans think I'm weird. And according to @falling-raine, I didn't use the /platonic tone tag, so now I rizzed it up.
It scuttled away when I opened the fridge door. And there was no food. So.
No food, cockroach rizz. What a productive visit to the ktichen.
Should I add that it is 2:37 am?
I’m pretty sure it’s cockroach mating season in India right now
NO WAIT WHAT NO
You should’ve been more careful of when you rizz up cockroaches. Let this be a lesson for everyone.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A GOOD TIME TO RIZZ THEM UP???
10k post.
Absolutely fucking NOT.
yes @the-gimmick-simp @non-tyrannical-usa please?
this post is wonderful actually
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Hey chat take a look at this
Omg it's the good omens guy again
I DON'T EXIST I'VE NEVER EXISTED IN MY LIFE AND LEAVE POOR GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS
Y’all are so confused rn
WHO MADE THIS SIDE BLOG. WHO MADE A SIDEBLOG FOR THE RIZZED UP COCKROACH. WHO DID IT. I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD.
AND LEAVE GOOD OMENS OUT OF THIS I AM NO ONE I DON'T EXIST.
HEY COME ON BABYGIRL WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
MY LOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHO IS THIS MAN
The cockroach drama was the best addition someone could make to this post. Everyone else, pack your bags and go home (leave a note before going away tho).
What the fuck.
hello, why are my parents fighting? i am scared.
MY DEAR CHILD IT HAS ALL STOPPED YOUR PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND NOW IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
WAHOOOOOOOOO. and the nice man this post belongs to? is this post our home now?
THIS IS OUR HOME DEAR CHILD
WE LIVE WITH THIS MAN OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM THE ELDER COCK AND ELDER ROACH IS TO TRAUMATISE HIM
okay! i like our new home! where's the food?
IM UNSURE AS OF YET
@cockroaches-against-furries and @therizzedupcockroach read up for our job
@weirdly-specific-but-ok
WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE FOOD
HIYA NICE TO MEET YOU YOU MUST BE MY NEW NEIGHBOR WELCOME WELCOME
