El Divo

Too many people say I'm a weird guy....

[eldivo23]

Cuando mi niña se desmadra una pata por que ya no es tan niña 🥺. Hay que bajarla bendito. (at San Juan, Puerto Rico) https://www.instagram.com/p/CloRzB4rtQ1BFnAFyj9PYgWckn38AvJ9FxFS_c0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[roach-works]

the wizards won

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[neil-gaiman]

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

[notthebestomens]

I’ve seen this post 800 times and am only now realising that Neil Gaiman endorsed this post

[kiyomie]

Boku no Hero Academia Vol. 1-23

[feministism]

[iammyfather]

Victim blaming, the American answer.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I’m re-watching Captain America Civil War and- They told Bucky to kill Tony’s parents without witnesses and he manages to find the probably only forest in the world with a random security camera by the road-side and kills them exactly in front of that security camera while looking right at said security camera when he disables it and also fails to make sure that the tape inside is destroyed how can you screw up so bad? 

[bloodyneptune-deactivated201808]

imagine how many people Hydra had on staff specifically to follow him around, wiping cameras, picking up his 27 discarded weapons, paying off/killing that entire cafe he once strolled into at noon and shot a dude in.

the guy strolled down fuckin Main Street Washington with a grenade launcher, that “ghost story” reputation did not come easy.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I wondered that too - if he does everything like that attack on Fury how is he a fucking ghost-story?  Imagine that’s your job like: “Okay, you know how this works. We’re missing a rocket launcher, a mask, three hand-guns, the corpse of the target, two daggers with his finger-prints on them, the Asset’s mask and a helicopter. All of which are somewhere in [whatever city] and have to be retrieved in less than two hours. Go!” “Ermm…boss? There’s another YouTube video.” “He’s a brilliant assassin they said. The best there is they said.” For lack of a better explanation, I’ll attribute it to Bucky’s sub-conscious trying to make shit difficult for them.

[bloodyneptune-deactivated201808]

*spooky sounds* i am a ghost story

was i even there?

u cant be sure

was that a breeze, or was it me?

u’ll never know…

[rebelmeg]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[logangarfield]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo

[itsthatunique]

                                    What do we say to the god of Death?                                                                                                           Not today. 

[anonymousqualities]

Natasha: (relaxing in Valhalla)

*AC/DC can be heard in the distance*

Natasha: (looks around in confusion)

From behind her: “….Agent Romanoff, you miss me?”

Natasha:

[tonystark5ever]

Now I’m crying again😰

[targaryens-restoration]

❤️ LOVE ❤️

[camp-crystallake]

The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

[lost-carcosa]

[elfwreck]

We have these people in America today. They lock frightened sick children in cages and then go home to their families and play touch football in the street with the neighborhood kids. They process paperwork to verify that babies have been torn from their parents’ arms and then play piano at church.

They are not good people, and they are not good neighbors. (Fred Rogers would be ashamed of them.) Good neighbors don’t do things to strangers that they pray will never happen to them or their families.

[team-downey-1965]

“Some people move on.. not me..not us”

[van-dyne]

Tony and Nebula – new space BFFs confirmed

[dooptown]

what the villagers see when you save and quit in front of them

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[lynati]

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

[chewedcorn]

Hits too close to home