part time writer, full time brainrot

mostly post from @eldritch-vibe since that account got restored. keeping this mostly in case tumblr just bans me again for no reason

[eldritch-weather]

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[dislocatedwishbone]

— Paige Lewis, “The Terre Haute Planetarium Rejected My Proposal” from Space Struck

[geryone]

How to Maintain Eye Contact, Robert Wood Lynn

[1892]

my father was a farmer, oct. 2023

[paper-mario-wiki]

heading out the door

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

[paper-mario-wiki]

oh yeah smart guy?

what's this one called?

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

[paper-mario-wiki]

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!

I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-

Wh-what?!?!

The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!

This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[hollowboobtheory]

zoomer insults are so pathetic and limp wristed and nothing. "are you acoustic" are you scared of getting trouble for using autistic as an insult? "stupid ahh" how are you expecting me to be insulted when you're too scared to curse. dumb fuck. pansy. either be nice or grow a pair

[hollowboobtheory]

call me old fashioned but if you want to bully someone you gotta accept that it's mean. you can't belittle someone while trying to be a smol bean. not because it makes you a hypocrite but because it's literally impossible

[uchihasasukeofficial]

[overlyactivepingpongball]

this is how i fuck with the under 18’s at my work, they looove to say things like “you’re kinda…. zesty” “you’re fruity for sure” “you’re a lil *flops wrist*” “the sassy man epidemic” (idk what that one means really) to which i reply smthn along the lines of “i’d prefer if you just called me a faggot” “actually i’m a Fag” but like really enunciate the slur but, n’ it always makes them backtrack and stumble over their words it’s real fun i highly reccomend it

[everest81-deactivated20250611]

You can't just try and cutesy your way into being a cunt, ye fuckin' cowards. Call me a fatass, stop saying "big back" that shit's lame. You're both simultaneously a dick and a pussy at the same time

Like, OHH my GOD, just call me a FAGGOT already, STOP with the sus and the fruity and the zesty. Be a bully for all I care, it's cooler than whatever the hell you little shits are doing nowadays

[everest81-deactivated20250611]

[memewhore]

[pseudomantis]

[dinocerosrex]

profound trifold of human experience

[memewhore]

[strange-aeons]

[memewhore]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[naniyou]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[i-am-a-fish]

Can we get some water in here?

Drinkable water...

watering hole

all are welcome to take a drink.

neutral ground for tumblr users

[thesauroposaiden]

[memewhore]

[prokopetz]

Say what you will about magical shapeshifters being a lazy plot device, but I Have literally never seen an actor doing the “me pretending to be this other person pretending to be me” bit who wasn’t clearly having a great time.

[nerdychristianfanboy-deactivate]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Body swapping episodes may seem cliche but the actors need them for their enrichment and health and it would be cruel not to give it to them