This is mine now

Nothing

[eldritchbatman]

i. got a point. for deodorant. bc of a meme-

Nice.

[eldritchbatman]

"Sorry, but blinking is for people who have eyes and emotions. "

- Brain 2021

[eldritchbatman]

Fuck.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[eldritchbatman]

For somebody who LOOOOoooOOVES ME!!!🎵🎶

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[monsters-conquer-the-world]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[avenuequed]

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[eldritchbatman]

heya dad ily

ILY 2

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I don’t think I’ve ever been more viscerally angry about a Facebook recipe video. This shit burned my crops and stole my firstborn. I am absolutely appalled by this level of disrespect. I’m ready to fight.

[cowboy-garfield]

[shadovvlurking]

UHM????

[literal-ghost]

I felt myself go through all 7 stages of grief while watching this.

[eldritchbatman]

[linked-universe-confessions]

Everyone please shame my girlfriend for making this

[eldritchbatman]

I REFUSE TO SHAME SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL 😤👌

[eldritchbatman]

For Kirb pt.6 (last)

[eldritchbatman]

For Kirb pt.5

[eldritchbatman]

For Kirb pt.4

[eldritchbatman]

For Kirb pt.3

[eldritchbatman]

For Kirb pt.2

[eldritchbatman]

For Kirb

[eldritchbatman]

Listen, it is not within my nature to start shit, but it IS within my abilities to finish it so don't even with me BITCH.

[eldritchbatman]

Keep that up and your worries will fill your grave before your body even has the chance to die.

[eldritchbatman]

You keep grasping at shards, unaware that they are cutting into your hands.