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I've had this same exact blog since I was 14 dont judge me

[rowanisawriter]

YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else

[achievementhaunterss]

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

[crimsongungnir]

[thesituation]

tiktok brain is like a prion disease to me

[thesituation]

when someone i know says “it’s girl math” i feel like one of those people in a zombie apocalypse who just noticed a bite on one of my groupmates

[charlesoberonn]

Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.

[dr-otter]

Nothing says efficiency like creating a whole ass new department with two co-chairs.

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing says efficency like creating a new "department" to do the job already being done by an existing office.

[charlesoberonn]

[tresorfiore]

I try very hard to be normal at work but they know..

[leporidie]

whenever my program freezes

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

just to clarify i don't have critical thinking and if i support a fictional murderer that means i also condone murder irl

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[theconcealedweapon]

[xenusion]

this man to any official/higher up he's had the displeasure of interacting with

[inkskinned]

i hate the "meta glasses" with their invisible cameras i hate when people record strangers just-living-their-lives i hate the culture of "it's not illegal so it's fine". people deserve to walk around the city without some nameless freak recording their faces and putting them up on the internet. like dude you don't show your own face how's that for irony huh.

i hate those "testing strangers to see if they're friendly and kind! kindness wins! kindness pays!" clickbait recordings where overwhelmingly it is young, attractive people (largely women) who are being scouted for views and free advertising . they're making you model for them and they reap the benefits. they profit now off of testing you while you fucking exist. i do not want to be fucking tested. i hate the commodification of "kindness" like dude just give random people the money, not because they fucking smiled for it. none of the people recording has any idea about the origin of the term "emotional labor" and none of us could get them to even think about it. i did not apply for this job! and you know what! i actually super am a nice person! i still don't want to be fucking recorded!

& it's so normalized that the comments are always so fucking ignorant like wow the brunette is so evil so mean so twisted just because she didn't smile at a random guy in an intersection. god forbid any person is in hiding due to an abusive situation. no, we need to see if they'll say good morning to a stranger approaching them. i am trying to walk towards my job i am not "unkind" just because i didn't notice your fucked up "social experiment". you fucking weirdo. stop doing this.

[cikero]

you will live to see useless dogshit beyond your imagination

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[milfsisyphus]

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

[cryptotheism]

[depsidase]