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alabama poet and cyberpunk enthusiast. if it's not about sex, blade runner, mermaids or cats i'm not interested. inquires: [email protected]

[thinkingimages]

Stanley Bielecki: Sean Young as Rachel in the, Blade Runner, 1982

[schwarzfee]

[malojasnake]

— Sunrise, by Louise Glück

[lesbx]

bumper sticker idea

[makiema]

STUDIO GHIBLI  +  RAIN 

MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO (1988) ONLY YESTERDAY (1991) KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989) THE SECRET WORLD OF ARRIETTY (2010) SPIRITED AWAY (2001) PONYO (2008) HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004)

[inspired by @titlecard and @nyssalance]

[scandalouswitch]

Bathrooms that are empty are liminal spaces. You shut the door to the bathroom, take a breath, check yourself out in the mirror, and stay in the strange, echoed silence, the half drowned bass, or the muted chatter. You take a beat, or 20 seconds, or 6 years to recharge 2% of your social battery. Empty bathrooms are liminal spaces.

[horrorandhalloween]

by Jonathan Chadwick

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Judy’s Homemade Brioche Recipe

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Is this how you roll?

[thepoisonroom]

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

[cryptidsandchaos]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

[rob-pattinson]

[mp3v0]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen.

Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!

Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:

And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:

(the first one’s called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)

Espalier is actually a very useful technique for

increasing fruit yield

gardening is small spaces

maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season

Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!

But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. I’m still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.

Espalier!

[justasillynerd]

Georgia Voters *who voted in the November 2020 Election* are finding themselves PURGED from voter records.

This video explains how to check this and how to re-register

Deadline to re-register is Dec 7th

[we-are-darkelf]

Voters from georgia, check your status.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[walzerjahrhundert]

cigarette cases, 1870s - 1910s

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation

[nationwidedornermoment]

The america they don’t want you to see

[slateblueearthbelow]

[deactivated-blog]

Much can be said about the new “Satanic Panic” brewing in America thanks (in part) to the Qanonsense. But, I think the current nadir might just be this meme assuring us that washing our fucking hands is an occult ritual designed to usher in the New World Order. Also, the people who made this meme clearly don’t know how far apart six feet actually is. Just. Wash. Your. Hands. It’s not that hard. Stop making excuses. At very least, stop pushing this “Evil Occult” narrative in your ridiculous excuses. Good heavens!