aliens

amirite?

[femmeidiot]

every window should have a little cat in it for me to look at when I'm walking by.

[parakeetonaskateboard]

piertrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity

[princesconsuela]

[helenmask]

[yixingcock]

@3baekhyun

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

[thesixthstar]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

[deadly-dxll]

I don’t like them innocent

[mahitoluvr]

character aesthetics: clary fray

not to be self-centered, but i think it’s me they’re after.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

chubby but mathematically perfect

[evgni]

fall out boy - thnks fr th mmrs

[sixpenceee]

Joe Biden marrying two White House staffers

[waychemicalromance]

and to think he’s being replaced by Mike Pence

[hiyoukittylover]

I miss this more than Grester itself.

[bratlincelebrini]

you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer

[expressions-of-nature]

[jessicallange]

expressions-of-nature:

Lake Louise, Alberta by xxandresenxx

[jammespotter]

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

[pssyclwz]

[oknope]

so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000

[andylovett15-deactivated2023112]

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