[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[nerd-licious-deactivated2020012]

Is anyone surprised by this considering all the hints he’s given us over the years????

[unpretty]

what have you done

[stilinskivoids-end]

[diegoide]

[pettycentral]

[50909-deactivated2000-deactivat]

[lesbianherstorian]

the cover of the lesbian pulp novel i prefer girls by jessie dumont, 1963

[girlsrcuteaf-deactivated2018122]

can we just talk about how netflix’s GLOW gave us a lesbian of color, being openly lesbian, and then getting into a relationship with another woc?? and sharing an on screen kiss??? like, why are you guys sleeping on this show???

[furtho]

Tomikichiro Tokuriki’s night street scene, Japan (via here)  

[d--r--a]

[classicarte]

L'Allégorie de la Simulation (Allegory of Simulation) Lorenzo Lippi, c. 1650

[bipolstar]

[roxanna-hardplace]

stranger on phone: “I’ll be there in like 5 minutes, 10 tops”

nearby gays: “10 tops?!”

[depsidase]

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

I saw this on instagram today and I thought it was funny so I want y'all to see it too

[kissmyafropuff]

Die mad about it.

[jeremyusocrazy]

This is truly what yu call going to 0-100 “real quick” typeshit😂😂

[fvlani]

She’s amazing

[feistiest]

[yayfeminism]

1988 and 2018

[lithographarry]

mood