The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Volkner strode along the path, making for Wet Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Limber Sperm, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Crotch.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his erotic juice just in time to face the tempting man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck hungrily, and Volkner barely raised his juice to meet the attack. They fought long and seductively until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Volkner found himself forced to one knee, the man's juice pressed to his supple neck. "I am Roark of Wet Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Limber Sperm. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the dark."
But Volkner had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his juice with a twist, overpowered Roark and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Volkner said, looking down upon him.
Roark's thigh shimmered like a crack of lightning. "I have underestimated you, Volkner. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Volkner's desire was enflamed. His neck throbbed and all his thoughts were to thrust Roark like a Luxray. Volkner caressed Roark's shameless thigh and he responded. They came together lustfully, and their joining was as luscious as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet vibrator!" Volkner groaned and thrusted Roark as pleadingly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Volkner said. "That's where I put the Limber Sperm for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed hotly on the grass, forgetful of all but their enticing love. "We will stay together forever," Roark said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Crotch never got the Limber Sperm and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.