Totally meant to do that

confessions of an accidental exhibitionist

[memewhore]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to 

[superpagangirl]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

me too girl

[theartofanimation]

Konstantin Tarasov  -  https://pixmilk.tumblr.com  -  https://vk.com/pixmilk  -  https://twitter.com/pixmilk  -  https://www.deviantart.com/pixmilk

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[ru-debega]

this is my friend Jay’s song and he has had a really rough time of it lately and whatnot so if you feel like checking out his latest stuff on Bandcamp or whatever, he started releasing stuff as Satellite High again 

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I feel like more people should know that the iconic “The Bus Is Late” is from an album of songs entirely about the bus, and he has multiple albums about sharks. Just seems, you know. Relevant to many people’s interests.

[andnowanowl-deactivated20260413]

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[tastefullyoffensive]

But also I may need it.

[pleatedjeans]

Perhaps the most awkward of the awkward family photos.

[funny-tik-toks]

[nateworst]

He sounds exactly like Bob from Bob’s Burgers

[omghotmemes]

Bulbasaur > Charmander

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

I’m not asking for much...

[whiteboysummer-deactivated20210]

my entire body aches from lack of partying

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

What house decor screams “I’m straight”?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I can’t decide which one of these I like best

[larkandkatydid]

I think the special charm of early Stephen King is that he’s absolutely terrified of women. Stephen King is afraid if teenage girls the way some people are afraid of snakes and of older women the way people are afraid of spiders. Firestarter, a book I loved as a straight forward power fantasy when I was a young girl, is about a group of villainous government agents and assassins trying to kill an adorable little seven year old girl before she develops critical thinking and incinerates them.

I have a copy of Naomi Alderman’s The Power where Stephen King has a blurb that is something like “this is the scariest book I’ve ever read.” And yes, Stephen King I could absolutely have predicted that you personally find that book terrifying.

[larkandkatydid]

Like, you know those medieval European paintings where a woman is showing her vulva to satan who runs away in fear? You could really do that with Stephen King.

[nemfrog]

Beauty in common things. 1874. Book cover.