Taaaaaaaaaaake oooooon meeeee ((take on me))

Lucie // 30 // Australia I'm a big fucking dork, hello, nice to meet you. I draw and always forget to post my art

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[nyanletnest]

let’s merge with mama

[mrsterlingeverything]

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

[mrsterlingeverything]

[orcmemes]

drinks shouldn't upset your tummy. they should be dealt with in a seperate 'drinks tummy' which is immune to things like IBS

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[preyanimal]

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

[preyanimal]

fuuuuuck

[preyanimal]

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[sandmandaddy69]

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[stimman3000]

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[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[princessofbadassery]

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

[sephythespooky]

also be careful in workzones and obey speed signs and other directions. Soup men deserve respect and deserve to go home safe ;o;

[felifeltfrog]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[oletwotoessal]

had a dream last night about a meme that sprung up out of nowhere after a tumblr user who was having a minor surgery for idk what made a post beforehand that said "going under anaesthetic today, wish me luck!" and inexplicably attached a photo of a whippet or a greyhound or something that looked something like this:

so naturally, everyone reblogged with the same image on repeat (and we all thanked god for tumblr collapsing huge posts), and very quickly Pave (which was collectively decided to be his name and was pronounced "par-vay" and not "payve", as you'd expect) became the shorthand for both expressing enthusiasm about surgeries/medical procedures, AND used in light-hearted posts griping about post-recovery.

he became particularly big in the trans community after an incident where a user made a vent post about post-op pain after she'd had cosmetic gender-affirming surgery, and some fuck-ass terf decided it was their job to criticise her for "complaining about an elective surgery" (with a whole load of other bullshit besides). someone else reblogged and added pave as a shorthand to express their sympathy to the user for her pain (of both the surgery AND bc some fuckhead decided to bullshit on her post).

apparently though the terf hadn't encountered the meme before and fucking ERUPTED, with a bonkers reply accusing the other user of threatening them and abt how they feared for their life (which. they hadn't done anything else? just the meme), like copy-pasta level of ridiculous.

so naturally, everyone started reblogging with pave, and editing him to be progressively more uh

which eventually had the terf deactivating lmao. at this point people were now defaulting to using crunchy trans rights pave, who was now operating as a short hand for wishing someone support or luck, and Also to signal terfs to stay the fuck away.

pave kept being edited pretty relentlessly, but everyone would just adapt and use the newest edit. at one point they gave her big unnaturals!

i think by the end of my dream she looked something like this

in hindsight the dream definitely happened because i'm stressed abt an upcoming wisdom teeth removal and my partner and i had a pretty lovely chat about gender last night anyway i woke up and was genuinely a little bummed out that pave didn't exist so instead of doing productive things i made her real

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[purpletrashcans]

people are so obsessed with romance it's annoying, literally phm is such a great story with zero romance, but y'all need so badly for people to smooch that you comment under aroace fanart of grace that he "needs a bf and to get laid" honestly you're no better than that one annoying uncle who keeps asking the obviously queer kid if they're in a straight relationship

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"