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pangur-and-grim

a peaceful moment of eye contact

pangur-and-grim

........yes 😭

jetblackwingz-deactivated202412

which superpower do u want

fly but only for 10 minute intervals

shapeshift but only into a bug

superspeed but only on the 30th of the month

laser eyes but only at night

mind-reading but only thoughts about you

x-ray vision but only when you're at sea

you always see the lyrics of whatever song someone is listening to above them

time travel but only once

teleport but you lose something you had with you every time

telekinesis but only to the weight you can lift normally

talk to animals but they all hate you

live forever but live forever

Voting ended onJul 27, 2024

baronfulmen

"Why are you filling your pockets with... are those little origami stars?"

"Yeah, I'm going to teleport to Europe for a bit, but I'm cursed to lose something that I had with me in transit every time. So I always carry like two hundred little paper stars with me."

"And that works?"

"Usually. I have an extra pairs of glasses too, and a burner phone. I thought about carrying a shirt and like... leggings or something I could roll up real small, but so far it's never taken my clothes and anyway I could always teleport right back to my room to grab more if I need to."

"Still, it means you can't carry anything expensive with you."

"What? No. Expensive is fine. I just avoid carrying sentimental stuff. Why would I care if it's expensive?"

"Because you don't want to lose expensive stuff?"

"Oh! Oh, no. No dude. Dude. I rob banks like... all the time. Also rich people."

"Wait. The thing with Elon Musk... did you... kill him?"

"Maybe? It's unclear. I teleported to him while naked and picked him up, then teleported again. I don't know where my shit goes when it disappears but uh... he's there, I guess."

shesnake

this is the representation nepo babies deserve

sapphic-dreams-and-ashes

I think it's important to know, there's an older picture of David signing stuff, with his father-in-law WHO WAS THE FIFTH DOCTOR, holding a very similar sign behind David's back. I don't have the pic, but you can probably find it if you look a bit.

dharmabeatdownblog

#it's in the family

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

i have this cleaning mode that's evolved from some other ADHD habits called Abandoned Tote Bag. If you have too much shit on your countertop or desk or whatever, you take the entire fucking pile and either immediately throw it out, put it back in its obvious place, or chuck it into a large tote bag. Place the tote bag out of the way, but in an easy to access place. Let it sit there for a few weeks. If you need items from the tote bag, feel free to go grab them and leave them near where you used them. Eventually you may get the urge to actually take care of the tote bag. If there are items in the tote bag that remain, unused, you can more easily justify putting them in deep storage, giving them away, or throwing them out, since you very clearly didn't touch them. I have done this many times by accident but I think it might be an okay organization system now that I think about it.

funlovingfuzzball

Oh. Oh this is good. Oh I’m stealing this. Oh that’s going to be so helpful.

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

the best part of this is that you can leave the tote bag out as long as you like. but watch out

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

there is a cardboard box near my desk I haven't touched in over a year

elemental-queen

Put a sad face on one side of the tote, and a happy on the other. Put happy face out when empty, and sad face when full.

Can't make the tote bag sad.

valmillion

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

archliches

avg day on late Web 2.0

#.

#don't reblog

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

vivid-mercury

can someone pls explain

anophelei

Cops lie all the time about being contact poisoned with fentanyl, saying touching someone using/some contaminated surface RESULTED IN FOUR COPS OVERDOSING AND NEARLY DYING !!!11!!1 despite the fact that this is physically not possible. Primarily it is done to either hide the fact that cops are using, or to fearmonger about fentanyl and addicts. No this cop wasn't using fentanyl, it was some junkie scum who used and then when the cop touched the desk it was strong enough to make him OD ! Also if fentanyl can make four pigs OD just by touching traces, what would happen if little Jimmy had touched it ? we have to kill junkies to protect our cops and your children !!

The joke is that theyve blown it so far out of proportion that even being faxed an image of fentanyl would cause the whole precinct to OD and keel over dead.

vivid-mercury

oh i see

thank you for explaining it to me :)

kelssiel

In communities around the country, stories and headlines are stoking fears that fentanyl exposure through the skin could lead to adverse eff

Why is fentanyl so lethal? Can it hurt you just from touching your skin? An @OSUWexMed Addiction Medicine specialist separates fentanyl’s fa

just wanted to add some resources to back this up cause i didn’t know it was bs until now

aeoliantectrix

Reblog to make all the cops die from touching a fax machine

browless-donnie

Adding to this, y’all realize that if fentanyl could kill you merely by existing in its presence a lot of healthcare workers and healthcare patients would be dead. Heck, I had to clean up a broken fentanyl vial at work the other day and even touched a droplet of the liquid by accident, and I’m still alive. This isn’t even looking at how stigmatizing drugs and drug users like this makes them less likely to seek help for their situation.