me: hi! how are you today :)
customer:
Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

Origami Around
DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON

shark vs the universe

if i look back, i am lost
NASA
Claire Keane
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@elenaeverhart
me: hi! how are you today :)
customer:
do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience
Instagram: animals_lover_ig
Please credit the actual photographer Tanja Brandt who took these beautiful photos of Ingo (the dog) and Poldi (the owl)!
Care to debate abortion?
Nah
Mood. -V
This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.
Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”
All conversation died.
I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.
The Devil’s Advocate was among us.
And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.
So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.
Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.
tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.
pointing and laughing at these ppl is the finest response
Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.
Radioactive (2011) / Tropico (2013)
Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks
Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police
do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone
I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel
BISEXUALITY ATTRACTION
so many people asume that bisexuality works like this:
but it differs from person to person
for me it is more like this:
or some days this:
for some people it works like this:
or
it just depends on them and their feelings
some times people are more attracted to one gender rather than the other, that does not make them any less of a bisexual
Reblogging this for any bi followers
FINALLY something that explains it right!!!!!
THIS
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk0FL-8AL-q/
it really blows me when i watch shows or read books where hoes out there tryna survive an apocalypse……. if there’s zombies or aliens or what have you rolling deep in the streets baby gorl im LITCHERALLY killing myself. y’all can drink cockroach milk and eat leather shoes if you want im attending whitney’s birthday bash at 8, bottles on jesus
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
my boss: I need you to come in on saturday
me: can’t do it, chief. im sleeping in then