Elephanternity

I like my coffee as i like myself: dark and bitter.

[royalretainer]

[elephanternity]

1000 times YESS

[elephanternity]

Good luck

[just-shower-thoughts]

Last week: “Why are you protesting? He hasn’t even done anything yet”. This week: “Yep. Fair enough”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I die I really hope someone finds and appreciates my Spotify library.

[coldtake]

[coldtake]

[srsfunny]

Spider-Man’s Groovy Moves

[snixxlixx]

Imagine fucking up so bad that people protest you on all seven continents.

[heartbreakhur]

[kittenpawprints-deactivated2018]

you can always tell how cool a kid is gonna be when they grow up based on who they pick on Mario party Yoshi players are always the best

[cestnepasuneblog]

recipe for the perfect apple turnover

ingredients:

one (1) apple

method:

get the apple

turn it over

there you are done

[elephanternity]

snape: with all due respect, professor, i'm not sure that your whole 'waterslide replacing the staircase' idea is actually going to work

dumbledore: with all due respect, snickerdoodle, i do what i want

[enoughtohold]

fucked up to know that this is being called terrorism not because of the very real terror it’s causing for lgbt people, but because the shooter fits the news media’s racist terrorist profile

[chaoticcupcake777-deactivated20]

he was a homophobic nut, he was not even apart of Isis 

[wlw]

[tardis-impala]

how many more people have to die before the u.s government puts human lives before some stupid amendment written by racists

[pinkfloydd]

wow

[elephanternity]

Songs for Antisocial people Today: The Vengaboys Boom Boom Boom Boom I dont wanna leave my room I wanna stay right here forever Me and my fridge can spend the night together