Willst du heute Nacht mein Sklave sein?

27 year old anime fan with a weird fascination with Germany and an Overwatch problem 

[darngoodmead]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[elfe-untiere]

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[unpretty]

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

[unpretty]

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

[danasn0wc4t]

a family curse

[panzertron]

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[relishboi]

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

[relishboi]

have to do everything myself

[ruinedchildhood]

[duamuteffe]

[marieduplessis]

holy shit

[love-to-love-puppies]

This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

some of you asked for the picture so here it is

[voidbat]

this is as raw as data gets.

[tchaikovskaya]

people being upset that an event they were looking forward to attending or watching was cancelled due to proactive containment measures doesnt make them callous or self centered, you’re just obsessed with performative social justice tweeting. let people be disappointed about shit, damn. sorry your life sucks and you have no interests or hobbies outside of policing others’ moral purity online lol

[lianedegrenade]

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

[nintendette]

[brucebocchi]

worms that make you cum

[mediumsizedboy]

So just normal worms?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

[logarto]

this is making me HOWL

[gothicgoose]

[theabigailthorn]

4/20 praise it

[smallandsundry]

an anon asked for blake and palette 13 and i’m sorry anon but yang just magically appeared i accept no criticism

[ikuhara]

Gao Gao Gao~🐻  by Sarazanmai animation director & animator, Natsuho Iwaida.