im not dead Xp

bimbo nation 2024

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[rosemochi]

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

[bobacupcake]

have i ever shown you guys the most bizarre nintendo plushie i own

[bobacupcake]

luigi pill

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[the-sapphic-raven]

IT WAS WHAT?

[jartitameteneis]

[toastbutteregg]

[zegalba]

Marie Paul Deville-Chabrolle for Daum Pate-de-Verre Amber Glass Eurydice Figure. Early 21st century.

[rhube]

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

No Cheeseburger Whatsoever Under Any Circumstances

[bogleech]

Hey if a guy's leitmotif starts building up again but this time it's got like a church choir chanting in Latin it's because he's decided to cool it and be friends right

[toastbutteregg]

CHEST

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Have you ever seen a bear with a magenta nose?

James Frawley’s camera test for The Muppet Movie (1979) Bonus feature from the 50th Anniversary Edition

[chongoblog]

I’m always the first to say “cringe culture is dead”

But I’d pay money to never exeperience the emotions I felt reading this ever again

[trollrider1111]

Yeah thanks paul ill take "hitting on my ex wife for 300"

[airinn]

the squire, the knight and the princess

[existentialcrisistime]

One thing I did notice quickly, in music, is it’s hard to convince people that you’re not telling your own story. You spend a lot of intellectual energy going, No, no, this is not my story. But then you grow up and you go, Look, if I tell you a story, there’s a piece of me in it. I have come all the way, full circle, from “none of my work is autobiographical” to really believing that all work is, to some extent, nonfiction. It doesn’t matter what you’re writing; you’re telling me something about yourself. I used to find this terrifying, and now I find it kind of comforting. It means down there, at the bottom, at your core, there’s something that’s you, and it always tries to make itself known in everything you do.

— John Darnielle, interviewed by Helen Rossner in The New Yorker, 24 April 2022

[depsidase]

[puertohurraco]

The epic of Gilgamesh

[libertineangel]

OP cannot understand a warrior’s bond

[charlesoberonn]

Please let this be true. Let the orange fucker add resisting arrest to his already enormous rap sheet.

[generic-internet-name]

google docs HATES them! writer has a style that actually sounds like someone talking, not like a perfectly grammatically correct robot!

[generic-internet-name]

[roseillith]