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Jess --28 -- she/any

[hantmoth]

A new pantomime is being rehearsed at the Theatre

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[paradoxgavel]

looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!

[aquilacalvitium]

@ominous-signs

[canadianwheatpirates]

I liked the Walking Speed Limit

[zero1qn2]

Directions, revisited

[cuunos]

thinking about the character in peril or perhaps some sort of pain...

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

[operafish]

"this post has only 20 notes" factoid actualy just statistical error. post has 10020 notes. Reblogs Georg, who reblogged the original post and got 10000 notes on their reblog, is not an outlier adn should absolutely be fucking counted

[barkingandrotting]

hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

[kickmuncher3]

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

[officialpenisenvy]

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

[asylumpixie]

commission/artist：@meatday

[dearhadrian]

First, do no harm. If you can help it.

[proffbon]

There's probably like 15 different variations of this meme by this point but I haven't made one so

[ryebreadedd]

love it when a character wants something she cant have. keep trying to grasp the unobtainable girl it will surely be within reach next time

[ionjuno]

Beyond stillwater

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Duponchelia fovealis genome assembly, chromosome: Z Common name: European Pepper Moth

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