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why wouldnt you increase municipal taxes on rich people. itll make it more prestigious if its more expensive. rich people love wasting money in exchange for intangible prestige

twocubes

you could compensate for any amount of rich people flight by entering anyone who pays >1M$ in taxes into a lottery to win a fancy coin that says "thankssssssss" on the front. put a bad drawing of a monkey on the other side. I hear rich people like those

fluffmugger

I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

beemovieerotica

ok time to pirate ubisoft games even harder

the-sera

This is why everyone must support Stop Killing Games. Look it up, sign the petitions everyone.

lipino777

https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2024/000007_en

We are still missing enough people in Cyprus, Luxemburg and Malta. If you know anyone from those places, please let them know about this!

funnypages

Some fans have long thought of Superman as an immigrant character, as his displacement from his fictional home planet to the United States i

vigilantsycamore

I don't usually call people fake fans but anyone who throws a tantrum over fucking Superman being described as an immigrant cannot be called a Superman fan. Getting angry that Superman is an immigrant is like getting angry that Wonder Woman is a woman, that Batman is traumatized, or that Captain America punches Nazis

sweaterkittensahoy

James Gunn used to be an edgelord fuckboy. When he got Guardians, his past bubbled back up, and he responded by accepting responsibility, admitting fault, and promising his actions would show he'd changed.

There was another time he was kicked off a film because of that same past, and his response was basically, "Yeah, it sucks I'm off the movie, but I did do and say those things, and sometimes you have to take responsibility even after you've changed."

I cannot stress enough that he has never tried to justify his past actions or make excuses (and his edgelord persona was about talking about which video game characters had the biggest tits and saying the grossest things he could in a period where it was seen as a badge of honor to get people to yell at you).

Anyway, glad to see he's using that old edgelord energy to piss off people to talk about the movie more. Because he's not a dumb guy. He knew calling Supes an immigrant (he's right, fyi) would make the loudest assholes in any room get loud and put some attention on the flim.

cutekittenlady

Y'know I wasn't gonna watch the Superman movie but now I might just to spite these people.

stealingpotatoes

Do you think Luke knew he was descended from slaves? Do you think he even knew about his grandmother Shmi at all?

i think it would've been pretty hard to avoid/hide, especially given shmi's grave being at the farm. the more fun question is does leia know

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Damn, he's got us

#dwarf fortress #this game came for us #goddamn #by the way the streamer is #BlindiRL on Twitch #i feel like just tagging with his username would be confusing

homunculus-argument

Having haters doesn't make you special. Everyone's got haters. You forget to use your blinker in traffic just once, and the driver behind you is like "fuck that driver, I bet they never use the fucking blinkers ever, fucking dipshit", that's a hater. You're halfway to being born and your older sibling realises they're going to have to share all their shit, that's a hater. And if you don't have haters before you were born, you'll be in the hospital crying your first breath and someone else hears you in the hallway and thinks "oh fuck there's a fucking baby somewhere here." One minute old, did one thing, and already got one hater.

moniquill

Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

rederiswrites

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

rederiswrites

Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I'm...making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I think that's how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone's gotta make dinner.

lizardlicks

If you're wondering, there is plenty to be done about it, and plenty being done about it already, even if it's not happening instantly in a way you can perceive.

Yes. Let me break it down for you.

rederiswrites

Reblogging because this is an excellent article that both tells you about some of what's being done and breaks it down in a way that will help you understand and think about future action. Please read!

victusinveritas

littleguysdaily

khaledjehad

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miiilowo

I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.

miiilowo

could be they got a little too enthusiastic about the water bowl. could be they got in the sink somehow. could be from grooming. could be just so so much piss. they could be empissened and I don't like that is the thing and the problem and the issue as well

elfybeanburrito

I used the word 'empissened' at the vet's office, today, after our big kitty peed in his carrier on the way to the vet.

We got him cleaned up, but he managed to jump on to the chair in the exam room, and some pee soaked in. As we left, I said, "Hey, you're probably gonna wanna give that a lil extra spritz 'cause he jumped on there whilst he was still empissened. I blotted up what I could, but ya know."

She knew exactly what I meant.

Also, Marshy-kitty is not only soft but very absorbent. He was heavily empissened, and his carrier, so much.

miiilowo

I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.

miiilowo

could be they got a little too enthusiastic about the water bowl. could be they got in the sink somehow. could be from grooming. could be just so so much piss. they could be empissened and I don't like that is the thing and the problem and the issue as well