ElionLife

Call me Elliott, that's my name after all. 24 year old and a social disaster. Im an artist tho I rarely post my art, drawings and so and so. Now it's just a huge mash of anything and everything... Friendly? Ask something. Not Friendly? well... whatever...

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[plancinginthemoonlight]

I feel so called out

[ewebie]

Can I live?

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[arabwife]

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

[flipclock]

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

[tredlocity]

CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*

[romanholidayinn]

Me, banging my hand on the ground: HADES TAKE YOUR GIRL BACK ALREADY IT’S HOT AS BALLS

[purplebuddhaproject]

“If only my heart were as cold as I pretend it is, maybe I could get over this.”

— Jessica Katoff (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[motherearthsign]

friend: ends a text with a period me: i don’t know what i did but what can i do to make up for it, please,

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

[snarkylittlespeedster]

this feeling is so real

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[glutko]

Every Deep Web horror story in a nutshell

Cocky 20-year-old: Oh FUCK YEAH I feel so goddamned invincible on the dark net. I’ve bought weed and other weird shit from there and it’s awesome. I’m gonna click on random links to sate my curiosity

*goes to a livestream of someone being murdered*

Cocky 20-year-old in the chat: Yo what the fuck you guys are fucked up

The admins and users of the chat: You goddamned idiot. Why the fuck did you come here to Murder Kill Room if you’re going to act like a pussy. We know where you live because you were a cocky piece of shit who didn’t use proxies. We’re going to send a dude to beat you to death in your sleep

Cocky 20-year-old: Fuck

[meleedamage]

CRYING OVER DICK.

[meleedamage]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how are there so many of these?

[meleedamage]

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

[meleedamage]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

[meleedamage]

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Everyone talking about Snake and Samus but yall forgot to mention the biggest nerf in Smash Ultimate 

[fullmetalvenom]

[digi-egg]

- I won’t die! I promised… I promised I’d protect you! - In that case, I’ll fight with you!

[hanuphyros]

What is the difference between a Female Garudamon and a Male one?! O.=.o ’ ’

[digi-egg]

[eli-on-life]

Something I didnt post here from back then steven universe's episode "Can't go back". Honestly lapis is best girl

[marcys-universe]

THIS BITCH REALLY SAID “WILL YOU MARRY ME” THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT IN 20GAYTEEN I CANT BREATHE