hella uke

HI~! welcome to this and that. it's full of stuff. mostly a reblog dump with occasional original continent. (mostly selfies) #BlackLivesMatter

[koko2unite]

kiss from fatherly dilf who calls you boy

[verygoodcomments]

[greatcheshire]

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

[zestydippingsauce]

[drunkenskunk]

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[thetursithan]

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

[alexaloraetheris]

In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.

And then Steve Jobs ruined everything.

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[talkwithtatsu]

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

[wizard-at-large]

This, too, is yuri

[floradore-deactivated20250815]

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

[talkwithtatsu]

It's Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday

[crazysodomite]

Roasted Vegetables So Good You’ll Forget...

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

buttered rolls that make the world a little softer

[saltoncity]

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

[crabmeiser]

[moniquill]

[animentality]

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[solitairians]

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[cardentist]

generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

[thatsbelievable]

Friday Funnies!