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all sparring scenes are inherently homoerotic but some are more homoerotic than others

swords: +10 points

witty competitive banter: +20

moment where the characters gaze intensely into each others’ eyes while at a stalemate and marvel internally at the other person’s strength: +100

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blade under the chin: critical hit

#STOP IT!!!#dirk tag.

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*checks you out through the gap between our crossed blades*

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*winks at you flirtily while parrying your next strike*

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*blows you a kiss across the battlefield*

#will you. shut up #dirk tag.

anyways idk how to really word this but the SECOND mituna gets his mind back hes making everyone feel as guilty as possible for everything they did to him he isnt about to be understanding or forgiving he’s going to upset them and make them feel bad and he’s going to enjoy doing it

#hes VERY nasty he always imagines this w like... ar*nea specifically but genuinely no one is safe but tula #mituna tag.

every time dirk and sollux interact i ascend

#theyre so FUNNY #eli chatter tag.

oh yall are babies...

#picrew tag.#ugh i love them so much #dave tag.#dirk tag.#eridan tag.#mituna tag.#i LOVE this tuna ugh #equius tag.

these are all so rude

#mine and d*ves being the same made me so mad shut upppp #meme tag.

‘i got a new style,’ he says, tapping his temple with the heel of his hand until the hilt of a sword slips from the red glitch-jump of his shades, ‘and a few new toys!’ he wields the said with devastating precision, swings it decisively through the air and cuts an arc in front of him that makes you and yours flinch, even with the distance between you.

‘and i’m here to put an end to your happily ever after, once and for all!’

you know before he leaps into the air that he’s going to land in front of you, gun right for the cause of his misery. you understand him intimately, because, well, you’re looking at yourself, dirk.

well, a version of yourself you’d assumed you’d long left behind. one of the only versions of yourself you’d wanted to do right by. ‘hal?’

‘oh, you remember me?’ he advances two steps and you come forward four, a stupidly bold move, considering you’re unarmed.

#sm im never gna touch again #dirk tag.

ugh i love eridan so much actually wtf. eridan has the nerve to be a complex character that people reduce to shipping jokes

#he didnt have to do that and yet... he did #eli chatter tag.

‘you’re early,’ feferi sneers, her heart skewered on her trident and flung at the prince’s feet. he watches her, violet eyes wide in a way that aches to look at, but not for long. he seems so young in the water, loose clothes curling around the currents, hair swaying like an anemone searching for sunlight. he hates it down here, and it’s readable on his face, though he swallows as much of the expression as he can when he sees her. they face off for a few seconds, her refusal to greet him going head to head with his want to be welcomed.

eridan picks at his claws, teeth grinding against each other the longer the silence stretches. how much of the tightening coil in his chest can be attributed to his faulty gills is up in the air, dry and warm and far, far away. the more she hates him, the worse he gets. he shrugs, if only to fight the sincere little tremble between his shoulderblades. ‘i missed you.’

#eridan tag.#ugh! almost makes me want to write w a f*f. ALMOST

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“i don’t get your persistence.” ashton again ):

everybody’s at the bar without me.

‘ yeah , ‘cause you don’t do anything. not like i do. you hole away in your room and you write these songs about not caring who lives or who dies – but you’re just fucking bitter, ash! you’re mad at john – you blame him for dying, don’t you? and you blame colin for not being able to fucking save him, and you blame me for – for what? siding with colin? not giving up?’ he’s exhausting himself, but he can’t help it. this is all so much; he has a headache. he’s trembling. ‘you’re just bitter that you’re the only one who can’t catch the fucking plague!’

#his was very raw and trendy of me #todd tag.

im abt to spit the kids that died in s collide permadied because it was heroic didn't they

#like they were revived but every time they died it was heroic so (: im goijg to commit dead #eli chatter tag.

‘Mindf*ng seemed to have a habit of playing redrom games with various trolls, most of them of lower castes, which Du*lscar despised and envied.’

‘It is theorized that the drones likely came into place after the ancestors time, meaning the drones would have been modeled after Du*lscar's armor, and not the other way around.’

‘One evening Mindf*ng stole slaves from his hold and when he pursued her, she attempted to force him to watch her (some gross mindf*ng bs) It is written that as he watched he became disgusted and repulsed with her for her deed and left in a revolted fury.’

#eridan tag.#hmmm...

all examples of eridan with kg from h/amilton quotes are broke aside from the following:

CA: wwhat comes next

CA: youvve been freed but do you knoww howw hard it is to lead

CA: youre on your owwn AWWESOME WWOWW do you have a CLUE wwhat happens noww

CA: oceans rise empires fall it's much harder wwhen its all your call

CA: all alone across the sea

CA: wwhen your people say they hate you dont come crawwling back to me

#eridan tag.#incorrect quotes tag.