[elielsaarinen]

crickie cat busted out last night and hasnt been seen since, im not fully panicking but im looking and calling and posting and checking. stomache ache from matcha+nerves. work all afternoon/evening so.

have u seen me❔

[elielsaarinen]

what are tigers doing right now. possibly dozing, waking up to groom a bit, settling back down. scrolling their feed on tigerbook, they would delete but it keeps them connected to family overseas

[elielsaarinen]

i logged onto target dot com to buy some stuff for my cousins baby shower and there were 11 items in my cart: 5 different handsoaps, 3 deodorants, a lint roller and some baby clothes. i do remember that night several weeks ago i stayed up late gleefully sorting out the best deals only to abandon it when it came time to pay

[creepoiddot]

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[unteriors]

Cooper Avenue, Moorebank (Sydney), New South Wales.

[elielsaarinen]

i know im a good person(category) because my customers tell me so every day after being beguiled by my level 32 customers service. today a guy bought me a whole cake

[fredbydawn2-thefredening]

Captain Ahab is like if Abe Lincoln had a Wario

[mammalianmammals]

Hairless Bat or Naked Bulldog Bat (Cheiromeles torquatus), family Molossidae, found in SE Asia

photographs by Chien C. Lee

[elielsaarinen]

i have an hour to kill before work and im in a strip mall pretending im in a strip mall in another state. its funny how desperate i am for any travel at all or even a day for leisure

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

imho when you have 200,000,000 olfactory receptors and perceive the world predominantly by smell you probably don’t have to press your cold wet nose directly against my bare skin to get a good whiff of where I’ve been

[mousemilf]

tuesday is practice for wednesday

[kosmogrl]

[elielsaarinen]

i failed i failed and im finally freee a weight has been lifted

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[bruzum]