thumbs down, you son of a bitch

27 | she/her | germany​

[adamraczek]

POV: du bist Markus Söder

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[psalmlover]

tiddles the church cat

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[nevver]

Black hole sun, Angela Lane

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[godkissedme]

I’m starting to understand people who keep cash in strange places. Very spiritually calming to know twenty dollars is asleep inside a cookbook

[apoloniaspiegelgold]

[geigercuntter]

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

[vintagepromotions]

'Leg in the air - Parthenon' (1986). Photograph by Edgard Alsteens.

[digitalbeachrave]

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"