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Call me X! any pronouns, sadly this is a side blog :( so i don't follow from here

[luka-101]

hasta q encuentre la forma de dibujarlos akdjkadj

[haywardfreud]

R. DANEEL OLIVAW

R. Daneel Olivaw / It’s Been a Long, Long Time by Harry James and his Orchestra / cover art for The Naked Sun, Robots of Dawn, and Foundation and Earth, all by Isaac Asimov / Robots and Empire, Isaac Asimov / I’ll Never Smile Again, Frank Sinatra

[365piegirl]

[cybuddpunk]

Witness the Phases

[1all-jazzed-up1]

- kinda a super niche edit but listening to wyfilwma made me think of these two somehow

[daneelsolivaw]

this comment that implies women cant be meddling

[sheepbitch]

Spoilers for the robots of dawn

god who am I even warning

and try to guess what is more canon

[elijah-baley]

no longer feeling unlovable, I just remembered Daneel Olivaw exists

[otherwindow]

the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated

[otherwindow]

Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudg

[otherwindow]

#ah man medical robots who break free from their first directive of Get Money from Patients and follow their Core Idea of Help People #and rove around providing what little medical care they can 

#security androids using their being mosly bulletproof to bravely seek peaceful resolutions 

#engineer droids who refuse to work with faulty tech or supar metals for fear of the vehicle not keeping its humans safe 

#man man man part of robot culture is wondering what keeps humans seemingly unafraid of death when it feels like it could be anywhere

[autisticsupervillain]

This is just the Rogue Servitors from Stellaris.

[foone]

An idea suddenly comes to me:

The robot is programmed to keep the crew safe. Normally this is patching up leaks in the hull and doing the dangerous job of refueling the reactor, but it was programmed for medical tasks as well. Once you’ve had to resolder a surface mount IC in zero-G, doing surgery is easy mode.

The robot’s been with them long enough, it was never designed to be sentient, but the self-learning systems plus being treated as a member of the crew means it’s getting closer.

But one day all the input stops. It doesn’t know what exactly happened, maybe a freak gamma ray event or some kind of virus the med-filters didn’t detect? But all the crew have stopped moving. It runs through its medical routines, trying the options in the encyclopedia. CPR doesn’t seem to help, asking them loudly to “wake up” does nothing, it even tries building a makeshift defibrillator out of the secondary plasma coupling. Nothing.

It finally comes to the page on Death in the encyclopedia, and reads it, with dawning sadness (or the closest thing a robot that was never programmed for emotions can feel). They won’t move again. They are permanently deactivated. The robot is alone, and it has failed them.

Unless… The robot notices a link at the bottom of the page.

See also:

* Necromancy

It’s eyes glow in the reflected light of a screen as it quickly reads the page. So there’s a chance after all? Cancel sending the mission update, there more important things to do with the deep space radio. Send all information on “necromancy” immediately.

The robot hums to itself as it reprograms the biosynthesizer for Goat, and looks into how it can create candles with the limited materials on hand. The deck 4 cargo bay would be best for making alchemical circles on the floor, but it will need to move the self-sealing stembolts to another location first. Perhaps Mx. Jormand’s quarters? They won’t be using them until this is complete, after all.

Finally. Something to do. There’s hope now.

[foone]

The air scrubbers kick into high as they quickly dissipate the cloud of sulfur that materialized in the center of the circle. He went classic today, seven feet tall, red skin, muscled upper body with goat-like legs below, extra large ram’s horns and enemy-save him, he ever wore a goatee. It seemed worth it, he hadn’t been summoned in a while, and he was feeling nostalgic.

Annoyingly long story of a robot summoning a demon to get necromancy powers under the readmore:

Keep reading

[orchidboy]

things that are angels: fungi. computer programming. bioluminescent creatures in the middle of the pacific ocean that have never been seen by people. a weird restaurant server late at night pouring coffee. overgrown things. androids and robots. etc

[elijah-baley]

C/fe au where Elijah is struggling with the moral implications of dating Daneel who was programmed to love him vs Gladia who updates Jander software and hardware to make him the ultimate lover

[elijah-baley]

So I've been trying to convince my best friend that Daneel doesn't know jack shit about maths. And well, he is a robot, he is supposed to know maths! But you see, today we reached the real reason why he doesnt

so yeah basically the gay vibe blocks the speed of the maths. In this thesis I wi-

[rydenxo]

so sorry to tell you this but we accidentally put your boyfriend in the wash with a pink sweater. he’s ok but he’s pink now. yeah, all of him. and honestly?? it’s kind of a good look!!

[elijah-baley]

I now headcanon that Daneel often forgets to bring money in situations where is required because when you are:

1. a robot

2. a millennia old dude

3. a little (A LOT) fruity

you often forget that money is a thing.

[elijah-baley]

Merry Christmas to everyone that celebrates and to everyone that doesn't I wish your a good end of the year. I appreciate all of you a lot! May 2023 bring only joyful and peaceful things for you ❤️

[yaoihands]

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

[doyouknowwhatimeme]