“I should really learn how to use one of these; people would totally take me more serious. I’d be all like ‘no, you will listen to what I have to say.’ Then I would whip it out from– well, somewhere.. I haven’t gotten that far yet. It’s a head-turner though; that’s for sure– kinda heavy too. Scratch that… really heavy.”
"Jesus fucking Christ. Put the gun down. You shoot someone and you'll be arrested. Do you even have a license for that thing? Where did you fuckin' find that?"











