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@princessaddy
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Levi: Oh. I found my place on my own, maybe that's to blame.
Levi: You do appear to be quite sparkly whenever I see you. I always just assumed you were secretly one of those lame vampires from Twilight or something.
Addison: I'm also like stupid rich...
Addison: Yeah, it's just my natural beauty and glitter infused perfume. But if the sun hits me perfectly, which is often I practically glow.
Addison: i've had a priest mistake me for an angel once.
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Levi: I'm lucky I can afford the place I have, somewhere with a hot tub and shower on steroids has to be insane.
Levi: You must be the cleanest person in Disney.
Addison: My dad found it for me!
Addison: Oh, I definitely am. I practically sparkle im so clean
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Levi: A hot tub? Seriously?
Levi: Damn.
Addison: Yup!
Addison: You should see my shower, it's amazing
Addison: the water comes from everywhere!
memphislong:
memphis: well then im happy for you memphis: well i can be your emotionless other half memphis: whats my thing? memphis: its actually not memphis: im not lonely you’re talking to me (;
addison: are you sure you could handle this? addison: being a flirt, that’s your thing. addison: talking to you...much more interesting things could be happening. ;)
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Levi: You're right, you're rght. It is.
Levi: That would've been very kind of you. I would've said yes too, if that were the case.
Addison: Aw, well you can come play whenever you want!
Addison: the deck has a hot tub!
adrienneisminnie:
“It’s nice to see you too.”, Adrienne bitterly added. She couldn’t believe this was happening to her, but the look on Addy’s face was almost payment enough for having to suffer through this painful exchange. “I work here Just like you.”, she said with a small shrug. Maybe if she completely played it down, the girl wouldn’t make such a big deal of it.
“Of course it’s nice to see me. I can’t exactly say the same about you.” Addison said, her arms folding over her chest. “Oh how fabulous!” she added sarcastically. “Have you been avoiding me this whole time? Are you honestly that scared of me?” Addison couldn’t help the small smile that creeped up on her face at the thought of the other girl being frightened by her. She should be, how dare she walk out on Addison, that’s not what friends were supposed to do.
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Levi: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Levi: Just drinking. No, I don't live in my car. I have an apartment.
Addison: Of course it's not a bad thing, this is a fucking honor!
Addison: Oh thank god, I was so scared there, I couldn't have my fav be homeless.
Addison: I would have invited you to live with me, my place is too big and I get lonely.
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wowblair:
Blair: Good point (; Blair: I’m sure they’ll find you another Prince soon xo Blair: God, I hate waitressing. I really need to find a new job.
Addison: They better, or Sleeping beauty might start falling asleep while on the job. Addison: You really should, you should become a cast member, I hear they need a Melody for the little mermaid! Addison: Plus that measn you could spend your breaks with me!
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Levi: I'm glad I said it then
Levi: I can do that, locking them now. No I'm stationary. I'm also in the backseat it'd be way too hard to drive from here.
Addison: aw stop it you're like my new fav
Addison: what are you doing in the backseat? Omg do you live in your car?
adrienneisminnie:
Adrienne stood there looking at the blonde in the tense silence. She didn’t see many other options for her now. “Wow.”, Adrienne said in a disguised voice before clearing her throat. There was no point in allowing Addison to pull off her head. She wasn’t going to let the girl take away her dignity again. “You haven’t changed at all.”, she said, putting on a tone of false confidence as she pulled her head off and tossed her real head, hair falling perfectly into place.
Addison couldn’t contain her shock, it was all she could do from keeping her jaw off the floor. “What fresh hell is this?” she stated, looking from the mouse head up to her former best friend. “Aw, thank you.” Addison responded pulling herself together and matching the other girls stance. “Why are you here bitch?”
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Levi: Oh. Thank you. You're also hot, but I think you might have known that. At least, I hope you did.
Levi: There are no housewives in my car at the moment, I am safe.
Levi: That's fine, no choice needed.
Addison: I did, but I still love hearing it!
Addison: Lock the doors. Wait r you driving? Don't drunk drive thats bad! You could like drive off a cliff and not know it!
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Levi: Are you saying I'm hot?
Levi: I don't want thirty kids. Working at Disney is enough for me.
Levi: Exactly. Be my long distance alcoholfriend.
Addison: Of course you're hot, I don't talk to uglies unless it's during work
Addison: avoid house wives, they suck you in but be strong
Addison: I already poured a glass so you really had no choice.
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Levi: I'm definitely not interested in getting wifed up
Levi: You're not even technically drinking alone, we're not together but we can still drink together.
Addison: that's what suburbs do, they turn hot people into fucking house wives who pop out like 30 kids and get a shitty TLC show and lose all their pretty features.
Addison: that's so true...it's like a long distance relationship but with alcohol!
adrienneisminnie:
Adrienne squealed, like actually squealed. Quickly, she held onto her oversized head, hoping that Addy wouldn’t actually do that, but having known her before, she knew she would. Adrienne pointed at her mouse mouth with one hand still on her head and shook her finger. Characters in mascot suits weren’t supposed to talk to prevent from ruining the magic. Suddenly she was glad for the dumb rule. Even though they were technically ‘backstage’, Adrienne hoped the other would think she still had to follow character integrity rules whenever in the costume.
Addison watched the mouse sign out that she couldn’t talk. “Oh don’t give me that bullshit! What is your problem! Did I call you a whore or something? Because if I did, I’m not saying sorry because you might as well be for not fucking talking to me. Like this ridiculous! How fucking low are you that you can’t even speak a single word. I’ll ruin all the magic there is by live snapping me pulling that stupid mouse head off right now!”
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Levi: I was there, but I left.
Levi: I don't know, definitely nt a major city though.
Levi: We can drink together mentally, or wenever I come back.
Addison: don't come back, it sucks here.
Addison: oh jk come back then, you'll get like wifed up out there and you don't need that rn
Addison: both sound wonderful...or I can just drink now as well. Wine is always a good idea.
memphis: maybe..? memphis: thats one sad life you’re living then memphis if thats the nicest thing you’ve gotten memphis: to meet some friends memphis: nah, i dont want a girl right now
Addison: nope, it’s a great life Addison: I’m kinda an emotionless bitch Addison: it’s like my thing...idk Addison: oh, that still sounds icky Addison: well then be lonely...?
adrienneisminnie:
With Adrienne constantly trying to nod and shake her head in reply to Addison, it became a mess of her huge mouse head moving in different directions, which even confused her. She could feel her heart beating at a mile a minute. What was Addison even doing here and why was she about to ruin her life? ‘Mmmmmm’, she peeped out.
“Okay well there is clearly something wrong here.” Addison stated, placing her manicured hands on her hips. “What’s the deal Mute Minnie. Don’t make me pop that mouse head off.” Addison was very confused with this person, whoever they were. She was sure this was her first encounter with the Minnie cast member, and she couldn’t exactly remember if she had said anything about them before, but she usually doesn’t talk shit on people she has never met, so she mentally crossed that off her list as well.
