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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i wrote a bible fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

What have you done

once in high school someone managed to seize control of the intercom and announced, "Attention, all students, this is an announcement: you have just lost the Game," and i got to find out what it sounds like when an entire school shrieks in rage all at once.

since im younger gen z with older siblings i was the only person in my fourth grade class who knew about it, as well as the only person in my seventh grade class to know about it

Happiest birthday to my dearest twin <3 Hope you like your birthday gift!

🥺🥺🥺🥺

That is a nice hat Peppo

peppooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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101 on how to get people to reblog-

AND I AIN’T COMPLAINING

* reblogging and patting intensifies*

aww

Umm so pink haired alberu?

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

@farmercale here you go

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

This is how we do TCF

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

Giving my whole credits to @allergictodecisions for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott @elijah25254405 my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

Flyberu gets worse. You thought I’d made enough edits? Well what about buffberu (fly edition)?

Spiderberu but with all the additions Xine asked for. You’re welcome.

I’m just not going to comment anymore.

Chat Noir-beru looks like he’s been to hell and back- tbh, I agree.

CHAT BERU AT YOUR SERVICE

WHAT IS THIS FANDOM ON OH MY GOD

I WELCOME THEE TO A FANDOM WHERE ALBERU IS NO LONGER A HUMAN OR DARK ELF BUT AN EXPERIMENTAL RAT FOR US FANS

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER AWAY FROM GOD

cellberu

BRUHHHH IT HADN'T EVEN BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I SAID CELLBERU

And here's another reason why i love this fandom

THANK YOU

Everyday, I wake up to a new hell.

WHEN WILL THIS HELL END?! ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

STOP TORTURING ALBERU Y'ALL!!

*aggressively notes down all the crack ideas in this post to write fanfictions*

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THIS TO OUR SWEET BOI! WHEN WE CLAIMED THAT ALBERU WAS FOR EVERYBODY, IT DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS!

MUAH HA HA

NEVER

I usually search for this, I didn't expect to see this on my dash.

And here I thought this was over but it got worse and I'm loving it 🤣🤣

Idk this song just fit here

Look at PAIBERU . Thank you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the comment have me the idea😂😂😂@multitaskerng Paiberu at your service...

No-

Astrid whyy

Now you have been tainted too

So this fandom really took it to 1k notes 😂

Here a simple BLUSHING CATBERU

Its not as good as the others tho

Oh god, they're rabid.

slowly backs away

Someone should make a Cale or Choi Han version of this

You call? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Here are three versions of blushing Cale Catnituse

the-strongest-decoy

Jumping on this bandwagon

I ✨ would ✨like✨to✨present✨

ALBERU Crossman

Kale Henituse :)

So... Since I recently watched JJK. HERE YOU GO.

I shall name him Goberu ✨

It suits him though🤣

Reblogging this cuz more people need to see this thread🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have a idea for this thread...

Thank you.

Ajsgakahjahahah

And it works both ways in a very terrifying way

Kindda sorta regret it now :')

When you give your hyung a lot of work and headache

hey hey what do you guys think about Hisoka Crossman?

I have done my best to edit this with my mediocre editing skills

your daily reminder that the hisoka one was already a thing and fuck it was cursed

Umm so pink haired alberu?

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

@farmercale here you go

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

This is how we do TCF

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

Giving my whole credits to @allergictodecisions for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott @elijah25254405 my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

Flyberu gets worse. You thought I’d made enough edits? Well what about buffberu (fly edition)?

Spiderberu but with all the additions Xine asked for. You’re welcome.

I’m just not going to comment anymore.

Chat Noir-beru looks like he’s been to hell and back- tbh, I agree.

CHAT BERU AT YOUR SERVICE

WHAT IS THIS FANDOM ON OH MY GOD

I WELCOME THEE TO A FANDOM WHERE ALBERU IS NO LONGER A HUMAN OR DARK ELF BUT AN EXPERIMENTAL RAT FOR US FANS

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER AWAY FROM GOD

cellberu

Umm so pink haired alberu?

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

@farmercale here you go

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

This is how we do TCF

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

Giving my whole credits to @allergictodecisions for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott @elijah25254405 my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

Flyberu gets worse. You thought I’d made enough edits? Well what about buffberu (fly edition)?

Spiderberu but with all the additions Xine asked for. You’re welcome.

I’m just not going to comment anymore.

Chat Noir-beru looks like he’s been to hell and back- tbh, I agree.

Umm so pink haired alberu?

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

@farmercale here you go

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

This is how we do TCF

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

Giving my whole credits to @allergictodecisions for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott @elijah25254405 my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

Flyberu gets worse. You thought I’d made enough edits? Well what about buffberu (fly edition)?

Spiderberu but with all the additions Xine asked for. You’re welcome.

I’m just not going to comment anymore.

Chat Noir-beru looks like he’s been to hell and back- tbh, I agree.

Umm so pink haired alberu?

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

@farmercale here you go

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

This is how we do TCF

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

Giving my whole credits to @allergictodecisions for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott @elijah25254405 my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

Flyberu gets worse. You thought I’d made enough edits? Well what about buffberu (fly edition)?

Spiderberu but with all the additions Xine asked for. You’re welcome.

I’m just not going to comment anymore.

Umm so pink haired alberu?

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

@farmercale here you go

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

This is how we do TCF

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

Giving my whole credits to @allergictodecisions for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott @elijah25254405 my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

Flyberu gets worse. You thought I’d made enough edits? Well what about buffberu (fly edition)?

Spiderberu but with all the additions Xine asked for. You’re welcome.

Umm so pink haired alberu?

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

@farmercale here you go

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

trashduchesshenituse-reblogs

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

This is how we do TCF

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

Giving my whole credits to @allergictodecisions for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott @elijah25254405 my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

Flyberu gets worse. You thought I’d made enough edits? Well what about buffberu (fly edition)?

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