Elijah Pepper

Elijah Pepper is a nineteen year old cat living in the steam house at a Woodford Reserve distillery in Lexington, Kentucky. Some say Elijah Pepper has been steaming since 1802.

[heycinco]

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

your bird is an asshole

[cheese24k]

[unfreshing-deactivated20131208]

this is my favorite video of the year so far

[elijahpepper]

#looks like the devil won this round

[vilehumanity]

[itsanerdworld-deactivated201209]

[katherinerxd-deactivated2014101]

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

[inthelightinthesound]

[threadsinthistapestry]

Old Spice what the fuck

[klitorihs]

Everyone please appreciate Amy Poehler more

[elijahpepper]

#Amy Poehler is the most likable person in the world and the best SNL alumna

[1los]

Hold Close - IngridTan

[velvetufo]

excuse you did you just make me cry over a flame and a drop of water

[dependantshit-deactivated201507]

Smoke and steam… <3

[postllimit]

my summer lab internship in one photoset

[theories-of]

[iambluedog]

it wet

[d0gbl0g]

[jommeez]

clifford the big black mother fucker

[gaeans]

it has anime eyes

[elijahpepper]

Is that a Tsundere Dog?

[1612th-deactivated20120325]

[kissmytacoshell]

just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

[bunnyfood]

[undercutsquad]

STOP BEING TINY

[narcotic]

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

[silverghostash-deactivated20260]

Hell fucking yeah

[neckbeardeddragon]

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

[hanninope]

read it so you know what order to murder people in

[glramseys]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[marqoqo]

[olivegarden]

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad