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anglaised

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

girl-blorbo-polls

Which of these three situations could your girl blorbo handle the best?

Straight marriage

Beauty pageant

Babysitting three children under the age of seven

She’d fail miserably at all of them <3

My girl blorbo is a child and will be exempted from these situations

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

#babysitting for sure #they might be traumatized but they are alive and uninjured #and she probably fed them the least healthy food possible #i feel like she would survive the other two options but other people might die

traaansfem

Women who cackle are so cute

Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck

a few of you are larping when you say you think middle aged women are attractive

#like if you draw a woman in her 50s the same way you’d draw a 20 year old #and aren’t contending with reality #i don’t think you actually like it #i’m not saying to look at celebrity nudes or whatever but there are nude resources of women older than 30

gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

#me taking my magnesium and melatonin and fighting sleep until midnight anyway

most of the hadestown showtimes that i'd be able to hit are full this weekend. do you think i will survive a start time of 10:10 lmao

one of the things i miss about slice of life/real life oc rp is planning miserable married couples with people.

#this is where i really cut my teeth tbh

soulren

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

chemicalico

me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

#i used to get really upset about being single #and i’d do this whole thing where i was like GAH i’m unlovable #without even going on the apps #girl

dragon-png

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

t4timekeeper

yeah i just love it when a character is in an escapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

#hehe

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

smokingchagga

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

#somebody should have told me this when i was treating third grade like developing life saving medicine

i still wish there were a way to purchase a singular cigarette.

#a pack is such a commitment #and a vape has a higher chance of getting me hooked again because of how long they last me #just need to remember it’s especially gross in the summer #and then not think about it for 6 months again

seracadash

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile