Im Cuter Than You

Dyke Science Bitch | Australia | 26 | she/her | 🏒 theleafssuck | 🏎️oscarp81astri

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[slutdge]

i love being a pervert online with all of you

[northst4rrrr]

Kill all Meta glasses wearers

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[scunthotter]

I know I've talked about Ilya being frustrated he can't brag about pulling Shane but you know who else would be frustrated about not being able to brag? Yuna Hollander would be so frustrated that she basically has the two best hockey players in the world in her family and she can't even bring up that now she has TWO sons in the mlh and oh what is your son up to Sharon? Hmm that sounds rough that you have to send him money every month. She's in meetings, maybe there are other players agents and managers and they try to bond by putting down Rozanov and she wants to go "your client couldn't even touch Ilya's points per game. Don't fucking talk about one of my boys." and she's so pissed off by the interaction she gets that player removed from the brand deal.

[mojoscircus]

Ilya losing his mind seeing Shane again every season because he just keeps getting bigger and bigger. He’s built like a fucking brick shithouse. What the fuck does he be doing all summer?! How much more muscly could he possibly get? What’s he need all that muscle for anyway? Ilya could only think it’s to pickup other men and now he’s pissed off. Only Ilya should be appreciating Hollander’s sculpted body. Ilya can’t wait to fuck him and remind Shane that he’s the only one capable of satisfying him and handling all that beefiness.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

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[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

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