monroe, he/him, 29 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, aspiring erotica author, semi-retired rpf writer
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monroe, he/him, 29 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, aspiring erotica author, semi-retired rpf writer
18+ ACCOUNT
formerly 4lbon, hertwood, lolexjpg
✨ hockeyposting & f1 ✨
gifs | fic tag | ao3 | asks
god when i die: hey! you can get into heaven but the only requirement is to not have read fanfiction where nhl players get cursed into having pussies and the only cure is to get fucked by one of their teammates, that’s literally it
me: okay so listen
also. ive talked before about the take that fic where trans men receive vaginally as "fetishistic" is. so fucking transphobic to think in the first place
but also who the FUCK do these people think are writing transmasc fic other than transmasc people !!!!!! never in my fucking life have i read a boypussy fic and clicked to their tumblr profile to see she/her pronouns. god forbid trans men write about enjoying vaginal sex because YOU think trans people without bottom dysphoria is bad rep !!!!! when it fucking isnt
(there is nothing inherently wrong with cis ppl writing trans sex btw but acting like the majority of trans fic is written by fetishizing cis people and not trans people themselves is SO out of touch its INSANE)
your favorite mutuals barely tolerated mutual in law
tikok ao3 discourse: i hate the omegaverse its literally fetishizing trans men :/
trans men sports rpf writers: so what if he was cursed to have a pussy
sometimes you do forget that the general population doesn't necessarily find a guy cumming prematurely in his pants hot
why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea
watching the iconic sharks v bruins replay and oh my god i miss hockey so much. frothing at the mouth lowkey
idk after f1 nhl tickets seems sooooo cheap
best tweet i've seen in this discourse
ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet
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18+ MDNI 500 words willleno drabble aka will can't stop texting mack even at a dick appointment 🙄
Will’s phone buzzes every 30 seconds, like clockwork. Ryan tries to ignore it, to focus on the speckle of the hotel room ceiling, to just enjoy the warmth of Will still tucked against him, each inhale pressing him closer to his chest. Yet it keeps going, on and on, until Ryan can’t help but ask.
“Is it him?”
The question doesn’t even phase Will, the sound of his fingers clacking against the screen not faltering for a second. “Yeah,” he says, like it’s as obvious as it is. A moment passes before the tapping pauses, smug lilt in his voice as Will asks a question in return.
“Why, you jealous?”
Ryan’s not jealous, not really. He has no reason to be. He’s the one with Will in his bed. Will even asked him first this time, flied across the country, showed up fucking famished for it. Obviously he’s not getting anything satiating enough on the west coast. So it doesn’t really matter, whatever happens when they’re not together.
Yet, the buzzing and clacking away at his screen continues.
“Doesn’t he know you’re with me?” Ryan asks, focusing on keeping his voice steady.
“Yeah,” Will answers, shrugging. “He doesn’t care. We’re not serious.”
He lets himself glance over at Will’s screen, scanning the texts. It’s all nothing, a back and forth about some show that Macklin’s watching, apparently so important that Will can’t put his phone down. It’s all so fucking childish.
Will doesn’t tell him the specifics of what he does with Macklin, and Ryan doesn’t ask. He doesn’t want to know. He can’t even imagine it, really. How they even manage to stop talking long enough to do anything more fun with their mouths. They probably don’t even do anything serious, tangled in each other’s laps, nothing but hands on each other. The sort of shit you do in college dorms and then grow out of.
Buzz. Tap Tap Tap. Buzz.
“Does he even fuck you?” Ryan asks it before he can stop with him, the thought falling off the tip of his tongue. Will laughs properly this time, a guffaw as he twists in the bed, just enough to see Ryan’s face. He grins up at him, eyes sparkling, finally looking anywhere but that damn phone.
“Since when do we talk about this stuff?”
Ryan doesn’t really want the answer, not anymore, not with Will looking at him like that. Then the phone in Will’s hand buzzes, and Ryan watches his eyes wander away for just too long.
Kissing Will to end a conversation is a cheap tactic, but he’s been using it for years, so there’s no reason to stop now. Will whines into his mouth, gasping prettily as Ryan kisses down his neck, sucking hard enough that maybe it’ll leave a mark for when he gets back to San Jose. He’s almost forgotten about that annoying, annoying Canadian, when he feels Will’s arm shift, followed by the sound of unlocking his phone.
“Tell your boyfriend you can’t text him back—” He grabs Will’s wrist, pressing it flat to the bed, phone and all, “—because you’re busy getting fucked.”
Will smirks, lips puffy and wet, cheeks already going pink. “You’re not fucking me yet, are you?”
hate when a migraine actually starts disabling me. like fuck nooooo i was supposed to be #builtdifferent
so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off
explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly