Elissiya

Pooja what is this behavior??!??

[elissiya]

Dark Rise and Dark Heir are C.S. Pacet’s equivalent of coughing baby to Captive Princes Hydrogen bomb.

#modernphilosophy

[lisdens]

rereading nona the ninth and this is what john chapters look like to me

[the-boring-distopia]

Harrow, Gideon and Ianthe: wow this sucks I wonder what the others are doing

Least crazy Camilla Hect sideplot:

[peniswizard69]

Pyrrha: had to break up two fights at work today, it was crazy

Camilla's normal Tuesday:

[elissiya]

Trans person: Ianthe

Society: jods 9 houses

Your gay friend that you try to ignore: gideon nav

[the-boring-distopia]

Nature documentary: losing the battle, the crab has no option but to retreat, its has lost a limb but it managed to escape with its life

Me, nodding wisely: that happened to my old friend Ianthe Tridentarius

[elissiya]

Ive come to the conclusion that if a book or series doesnt include a cast of morally dubious and messy gay people serving cunt then chances are im probably not going to like it. This spans across genres btw

[elissiya]

The concept of knowing that The Locked Tomb series, Sun Eater Series, Red Rising and Project Hail Mary all exist in the same galaxy/universe at different times….im sensing an insane crossover ladies and gentlemen.

[nozhdyved]

amidst all this heated rivalry propaganda, #dont forget about #them

[sncrlynwtms]

nora sakavic is out there beating jeremy knox's ass right now and i just have to go about life like i don't know about it

[elissiya]

Type of shit Adam Parish thought he was going to be riding in when Ronan told him to get his ass in the shopping cart

[spiribia]

when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

[elissiya]

Ancient epic so good it influenced me to write gil and Enkidu yuri for fun

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[absolutearsenal]

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

[elissiya]

Not my queen Irene Attolia though yall stay safe🤞🤞🤞

[elissiya]

The funniest thing is that this could be either Everett or Ira and it would both make sense to a certain degree. Larkin i dont think understands the generic gay concept of grindr but Doyle is also very lost when it comes to gay fashion.

[littlestpersimmon]

Every single one of the Farseers to Fitz:

[elissiya]

‘No nephew, you can get out of the draft just bc you have homosexual feelings towards for my rat-like court jester. If being gay was a valid reason to draft dodge I would have done it a long time ago.’

-Verity

(Ik hes not gay but this was funny to me so let me be)

[elissiya]

Coming from a New Yorker, born and raised, here are cold case crimes i want to see Larkin and Doyle take on in upcoming memento mori books/places id like to see them visit:

1) I’d love for them to solve the never ending mystery as to why the yankees cant win a fucking home game to save their lives whenever i go see them (this is a joke. Im a yankee fan. Dont be mad) no but actually I’d love there to be a fake homicide happen in one of the sports stadiums it could even happen at citi field (boo) or UBS arena i dont care just give me a sports murder.

2) Something out on LI like listen…im not saying gilgo beach murderer type shit but theres a bunch of old mansions out here and they could investigate a case near Old Westbury Manor or smth. OR A MURDER ON THE LIRR. GIVE ME TRAIN MURDER YALL

3) Saint Patts or any other church murder/investigation. Give me knives out wake up dead man aesthetic or give ne none at all!

4) the highline (rip the lowline u probs wont be missed)

5) little italy mob murder or…

6) Staten Island (coney island murder average everyday activities)

7) Theres this really eclectic antique store on broadway somewhere near times square. No dont ask me the name of it ive never actually looked but ive been in twice and it just seems like the kind of place that would shove bodies in their 3000$ mosaic vases. (Nvm just looked it up its called Gallery at Fifth)

8) yonkers🧍‍♀️

This is not a place or mystery but I request that Larkin and Doyle somehow meet Sliwa, Cuomo and Mamdani and get them out of trouble that would be fucking hilarious to me.

Thank you have a lovely day

[chronokepts-deactivated20260510]

The need to refer to RotE as something that happened to me instead of as something I actively chose to read