Upper East Side Material

Louis Vanderbilt. 18.

[theinfamous-louis]

Sidenote: why is it that Louis and Leo’s login emails are both my most depressing ones?

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I just went to grab a crabcake... what even just happened? Did she really just leave me here alone? What-

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I need a whole BOX of tissues for Corey and Ruby.

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dr-rebelprincess:

You can’t just slap down the ’exercise is good’ card and think that you’re going to get the a-okay from me, mister. I won’t get too deep into the whole ’exhaustion’ thing but please eat something that isn’t a power bar. And take a nap. At least tonight you’ll be oh-so caringly fed a bunch of vegetables and pretentious appetizers.

Me neither, kiddo. Me neither. Don’t worry, I’ll drink enough for the both of us and we should be fine. Probably, considering you’re pretty much the guest of honour. Just be your usual Vanderbilt-y self and nothing can go wrong.

I eat burgers from Sal’s every now and again. Have you tried the breakfast there? I’m sure I’ll get a full nights sleep after this. I’ll get to see Faye and know she’s actually okay and I’ll be exhausted from the questions I’m sure I’ll get grilled with. Did I say that? I meant, talking about Felicity’s gorgeous home and how good the food is.

You wouldn’t happen to be able to slip me something to get some sleep so I could also forget anything stupid I might say? Oh, please don’t say that. I don’t like being the center of attention unless I’ve actually accomplished something. 

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theprodigaljennings:

Not even slightly, dude. I know I was sloshed for most of the Vanderbilt parties at your grandparentals but I’m pretty sure that a) you’re ten years old and b) you should definitely be chilling. Do you, per chance, partake in a chill every now and again Louis? I’m concerned.

A) You’re really bad at math, but try to add eight years to your current knowledge. B) This is me chilling. 

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valerie-montes:

I’m sorry, you have a fan club?

And just who might this person be? Oh, better question, actually– who are you?

Just one... that I know of. I really hope he didn’t start a fan club.

Dan- oh, I’m Louis, Louis Vanderbilt. And you are?

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miss-molly-v:

Business plans? I think I just got hives.

Sounds like you need a day off already.

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gofor-faye:

… Louis, wow. I- I don’t know what to say. You’re being much too generous, I think but I don’t think I’d be Faye Montgomery if I said no to taking a trip anywhere I wanted to go so, of course. I’m sorry that everything didn’t exactly work out the way that it was supposed to at my birthday. Or at all really, after. Andy told me you stopped by though, left those gorgeous flowers and I um, wanted to say thank you. I think it’d be really great to spend time together once things have calmed down.

I think we both might deserve it, don’t you? Especially if we make it through this dinner unscathed. Don’t be nervous, everyone here just adores you. I promise.

Think of it as a graduation present. A very well earned gift. You definitely can’t say no to a gift, Faye Montgomery on your birth certificate or not. You- don’t have to apologize. It wasn’t ideal, but at least you’re okay. I’m just happy you’re here, okay? I’m sure everyone’s asking, but how are you feeling? 

If we both make it through this dinner, then yes I think I will deserve it. Looks like I'll have to not be nervous if I have a Faye Montgomery promise.  

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older-not-wiser:

Kids these days with their fucked up sleep schedules and eye bags. You know you kids wear them like badges of pride? ‘Oh, mine are the deep purple of acute bruising, I should win.’ ‘No, mine are two weeks old and I’m raising them like my very own children now.’ It’s getting insane around here. Take a nap, try Xanax, relax a little.

Relaxing isn’t in my blood, but thanks for the concern. 

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formerprincess-paigevanderbilt:

Did I hear business plans? Is our little entrepreneur setting his sights on the bigger picture? I’m so proud. You must tell me everything.

You heard correct. I wouldn’t say little entrepreneur... more like ground-breaking entrepreneur. Now, I am a bit superstitious, so I’ll just make sure you’re the first one I call when it’s finalized and in concrete writing. 

How are you Paige?

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h8-u-5ava:

Are you actually aware of how dull you are, or is this a genuine persona you’ve got going on?

It’s definitely a trait I picked up from my dad that I’m completely aware that I’m unaware when it happens.

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mini-mcarthur:

Oh my gosh, business plans? That’s so cool, Louis. I’m over here struggling to finish an English paper and you’re making new business plans?

Well it’s not like I have much else to do. Do you need help with your paper? 

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broho-jesse:

Riveting.

So what’s been up with you? Haven’t seen ya around in awhile either. 

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gwen-the-red-bird:

I…What? Business plans? Wait, what? How is that even possible? I mean, that’s super impressive, but, like, school?

I’m the new owner of Sal’s. I have some ideas for it and moving forward from it and all. School is too easy and everybody needs a hobby, right?

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When you realize you’ve just *mentally* replied to all of Louis’s replies.

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Louis Vanderbilt; 

'be vigilant’ post-its, gel-like ‘deep sea’ hair, cheeseburger wrappers, gigantic shake straws,  half-read comic books, moldboards disguised as plan books