With Dylan's ARMS, his CHEST, and those sinful HANDS, I bet Dylan is a champion hugger, and the king of cuddles. Oh, to wake up cuddled in Dylan's strong arms, your head resting on his chest. While his alarm cock pokes you. 🥵
Okay...
First, I have said that EXACT phrase before (alarm cock) and I refuse to believe that you somehow saw that, and therefore, I must conclude that we share a very specific subsection of the ho portion of our brain with each other.
Evidence of shared degeneracy HERE.
Second, on a more wholesome note, his hugging prowess is well-documented at this point. Look at this shit, would ya?
Manifesting a Dylan hug before I die...























