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It’s like you’re taking a red pen to my identity. Crossing out the parts that you don’t like as if I’m a rough draft and those parts will be omitted later. But here’s the thing: I’m not a draft and when you treat me like one I take those red marks and Carry them around on my soul. It makes me feel like I’ll never be complete or right because the person who made me can’t face me.
White shouldn’t be the default any more than straight should be the default. There shouldn’t even be a default.
Becky Albertalli, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda (via uponthepages)
^THIS
that quote from love, simon “these last few years, it’s almost like i can feel you holding your breath. you can exhale now, simon.” hit me so hard. it’s so rare to find a line that so perfectly describes what it’s like being closeted and how scared and isolated you feel. i can’t even put into words how important this movie is to me and i’m so glad the lgbt community is finally getting the kind of good representation we’ve always deserved.
I teach high school special education and I have a number of students who identify as LGBTQIA+. My personal library is embarasingly lacking in diverse books and I would really like to be able to expand my library to include books that my students will be able to relate to and see themselves in th...
Like most of you around here I’m a veteran in the fandom, but for me it’s been some years since I last saw the show…. So here I am, finally re-watching it and basking in my glorious childhood once again. I hope I can come back and give you guys more headcanons and random tortured thoughts about our favourite kids.
Anyone else currently re-watching? Or is interested in re-watching rn?
I'm a teacher and my students earn "fun Friday" each week and for the rest of the year we will be watching avatar on Friday.
I think I'm getting mixed messages.
If I sits you'll have to love me.
If I sits you'll have to love me.
If I sits you'll have to love me.
If I sits you'll have to love me.
“Please don’t put your shoe in your popcorn.”
“No I will not let you shower in the science classroom just because you decided to go swimming in the milk.”
Today I had my totally mature senior stats classes tell me their heights so I could write them on the board for a graphing assignment… —– Me: “Oops I wrote 59, it was supposed to be 69.” Student 1: “It’s always supposed to be 69.” —– Me: “And what’s the upper limit?” [Class]: “69!” Me: “Good, it’s 69.” Student 2: “Thank god for that.” —– **After the 400th “69” joke** Me: “God I hate 69…” Student 3: “I don’t.”
Me: Let’s say I’m the breast pes…
Me: Let’s say I’m the BEST PRESIDENTIAL candidate.
Let me not even go into all the jokes I hear about hard balls while teaching ceramics to middle school boys….
Facial anatomy became dick jokes last week…
I love this thread I started here. EVERYBODY JOIN IN!
Impromptu EDD: What’s the most recent time you had to resist the urge to giggle at your students’ lack of maturity?
We’re talking about objects in our kindergarten science unit and many of my students became fixated on the balls of clay I had. “I want the balls! I like balls. Can I have your balls, Timmy?” Cross my heart that happened.
talking about adjectives describing length vs height
“isn’t it always about how long it is?”
After repeatedly asking two boys to put their handballs away and pay attention, my patience ran out and I forgot to make a point of saying “handballs”, so accidentally told them “Boys, if you don’t stop playing with your balls they will become mine and they will stay on my desk until the end of the day!”
And the kids lost it, and I had to pretend there was nothing funny about what I’d said.
Working on direct address commas with seventh graders… Sentence from the practice text was “Harry balls need to go outside.”
Didn’t even notice it until it was out of my mouth: “You’ll need to put a comma between Harry balls.” Oh, god.
Definitely stuff dealing with clay: balls, moist, squirt, hard, and soft were always trigger words. I haven’t gotten to that unit yet but I’m seriously concerned because this class of freshman is the most lewd & potty mouthed group I’ve ever had.
Coaching a boys basketball team and you want to address them. You say “gentlemen, hold your balls”.
Getting ready to show a class of 27 boys the film adaptation of “The Crucible” by Arthur Miller.
Kid: “Alright! I’m ready to see some tits!”
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Years ago, I showed an English 10 class the Franco Zeffirelli version of Romeo and Juliet. If you haven’t seen it, there’s a scene where Romeo and Juliet wake up after their first night together. When Juliet rolls over, her breasts are exposed - in blurry motion - for less than a second.
When this happened, the boys in the room erupted into shouts of joy.
Me: “Calm down, boys. It was half a second. You barely saw anything.”
That Student (without missing a beat): “That’s what the pause button is for.”
Reading the Mitchell translation of Gilgamesh with a straight face. To honors freshmen.
Student poking a pencil into a girls ear before I've finished my coffee (also my first year so I hadn't learned the dangers of pronouns yet) "please stop putting your thing in her." *class erupts in laughter*
Although nearly every American under 30 uses the Internet in some capacity (a whopping 98 percent of millennials are online), younger people are more likely to believe that there’s useful information that’s only available offline. While 62 percent of citizens under 30 ascribe to this belief, only 53 percent of those 30 and older agree.
This and other information revealed by a recent PewResearch project could begin to explain why millennials are actually more likely to have picked up a book in the past year than their older peers. According to the study:
Some 43 percent report reading a book – in any format – on a daily basis, a rate similar to older adults. Overall, 88 percent of Americans under 30 read a book in the past year, compared with 79 percent of those age 30 and older.
lazely finished my piece for zutara week 2016! sadly a couple days too late ; v;
