the long hot dirty year

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[dearparentheses]

Paul Evans

[mummer]

it’s crazy how when you’re 11 you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat. and you start to grow up and you think well surely it will become more nuanced to me, surely there must be a reason adults arent breaking down wailing in the streets due to the cruelty of this world. and then you become an adult and you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat

[thisfeebleheart]

[elizahdon]

men seem so fun and sexy and nice and beautiful and strong. wish they were real.

[brightlotusmoon]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Arete Nani (based Japan) - Untitled, 2025, Paintings: Digital Art

[kcsplace]

HRM

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

[thatsbelievable]

[elizahdon]

I am going to play roller derby

AND IT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME 

[elizahdon]

I posted this in May 2010

and now almost 4 years later, I’m finally playing in my first WFTDA sanctioned bout

[elizahdon]

This has been saved in my drafts for some time, so just giving an update to my past self via the Flat Time Circle. 15 years later, we're still out here. Thanks for being brave so long ago. I hope I'm making you proud.

[buckysbeauty-capsbooty]

frankenstein + text posts (part i) because I am absolutely feral for this movie and you cannot stop me from making more of these

part ii | part iii

[elizahdon]

True Life: I'm Being Held Hostage By The 28 Years Later OST

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[violentbat]

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

[alchemist-of-altoids]

As someone who grew up in a rural midwestern town, this is honestly what I have believed my entire life. Because they would. Someone from out of town, ESPECIALLY someone who looked powerful or important? They ain’t sayin SHIT to them. Everyone in Smallville just kinda knows. It’s very much an open secret.

[mrhowells]

smallville + text posts (pt.2)

[failchild]

severance + onion and reductress headlines

[elizahdon]

hey can everyone in the world please watch this show?

[machinecreature]

had to