[the-frankocean]

[moorsprite]

Your Literary Dinner Party Experience:

Wuthering Heights: The food is as unappealing as the host’s personality. You find yourself fleeing the estate and taking refuge in the surrounding moorlands before the second course is served.

Great Expectations: The host wears a mildewed wedding dress as she cuts what looks to be a thirty-year-old piece of vanilla cake. You sit quietly and try to fake a smile.

Northanger Abbey: You think your host is the type of person who might have murdered his wife and hid her body in a dusty old dresser. As you take a bite of the pot roast it doesn’t even occur to you that he might just be a dick.

Jane Eyre: The fare is far better than the stale bread and bitter tea provided at your boarding school, but that’s little comfort when the host’s wife keeps setting the table linens on fire.

Dracula: You know that you are sipping on a fine Cabernet, but what is he drinking?

Pride and Prejudice: Over dessert, one of your guests confesses that he has fallen in love with you in spite of your family’s terrible table manners. You stab your pudding with your spoon and tell him he’s the last man you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

[halfagony-halfhope]

i see no difference

[laughingsquid]

Gorgeous Flowing Dresses Showcased Against Gorgeous Backdrops From All Over the World

[shortvideosandstuff]

[justalilbean]

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

[andthenyourealizethat]

[miniangel]

a fairy in the middle of chicago

[villainsandvictims]

Natural Born Killers (1994)

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[true-with-drew-deactivated20190]

[mydarkenedeyes]

Mia N

[markv5]

Настроение: грустить под кустиком…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Mood: being sad beneath a bush…”

[tastefullyoffensive]

If this isn’t art, I don’t know what is. 🔊 (via jbillinson)

[thefader]

WHO IS THE REAL KALI UCHIS? 

KALI UCHIS FOUGHT HARD TO GET WHERE SHE IS. IN TODAY’s WORLD, IS THAT ENOUGH?

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Chic Embroidered Photographs by Aline Brant

Brazilian artist Aline Brant is an artist who has found another analogue element to her photographic project – embroidery. Her intimate portraits become works of illustration as Brant’s colorful threads bring the monochromatic seriousness of the portraits to vivacity.

[esdanielbarreto]

Red Marks, 2017 Daniel Barreto Instagram Now I have an official Website: dbarreto.com

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