John Murphy Trash

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[ellabiee]

Describing my gender as "If being a man was a cardboard box and all the cis men were perfectly square cardboard boxes, I'd be the box that is slightly dented"

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Do you think I'm smart?

Bucky: Oh, so that's what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[a-wild-torterra]

The twelfth doctor posted this

[teh-nos]

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[theseusday]

happy pride month!!! ft. this image i made last year :P

[adeledazeeeem]

trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

[colecassidyrealtrust]

LARS TIME!! WOO HELLO HARMON FANDOM

I need to explode him

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[intergalacticqueenofpickpockets]

Do you think Murphy and/or Emori would smoke weed?

i like to think all of spacekru smoked weed together at some point. especially since we know jasper and monty canonically used to steal herbs to smoke lol. emori might be a little more hesitant at first because of the unfamiliarity, but i think definitely she would eventually

[jazzy-skelly]

I'm picturing a Breakfast Club-esque pot scene with spacekru where Monty inevitably convices them all to try it

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[yms1]

this blog may contain sensitive content (its me im sensitive)

[thisbulletmakesusequal]

not to beat a dead horse again but seriously what the fuck was that

[peanutbuttergngbng]

what the fuck is his problem

[p4nthersstuff]

John when he saw Adam and Lawrence

[slgoua]

Pretty sure I haven't shared this before? It's a loose copy, but I'm really like the original (and my take on it) 😈👍🏻

(I always imagine Erik and Richard interacting the same way Alec and Julian did back when they were on good terms lol. Their day-to-day pics honestly look just like a pair of brothers, and I love that!(*^ω^*)

[lovesawposting]

Watching Saw 0.5 and all i could focus on is Leigh Whannell moaning and whimpering in the reverse bear trap

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.