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sophsun1

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

whimsy-flags

Some pride eye emojis! Look upon the world as gayly as you can!!!

our-queer-experience

he sells his patterns on etsy!!! he’s also on instagram and youtube- his name is marcus and he’s pretty damn cool :)

daily-men

DAVID CORENSWET GQ Hype, July 2025

fuckyeahsapphics

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HONEYS!👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🏳️‍🌈✨

harrykim

Star Trek: The Next Generation 04.19 The Nth Degree

forfuckssakejim

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

bshmatthews

versains

The List of Bonding Activities to do with your bald, adopted son:

Sewing, Shopping, Cooking, Spectating Jousting, Drinking, Resting (deep conversations strongly advised).

cuunos

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

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whatareyoureallyafraidof

outtagum

Hollanov + "trashing" teasing each other in interviews

HEATED RIVALRY 1.01 "Rookies" 1.02 "Olympians"

rocktheholygrail

Hannibal (2013-2015)

happy pride! 🌈

intergalacticqueenofpickpockets

HC: Both Ian McKinley and Erik Campbell were born on Halloween.

mckinley i can see as being a halloween birthday, but i imagine erik as being born in september. these are the birthdays i made up for everyone in fdb:

howard- january 17, 1970

darlene- december 31, 1973

erik- september 3, 1999

stefani- november 30, 2003

julia- august 22, 2004

bobby- april 18, 2006

charlie- january 29, 2008