Damngood

__________Elle__________ [Here I Come and I Don't Care Mucho] Interests include Art, Critical Role, random ass shit, and funny shenanigans.

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[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hi did you just have this image on hand

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[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[carnival-phantasm]

LEGEND

[witchywill0w]

This is beautiful

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[nflstreet]

[linafication]

there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

[paper-ink-and-sorrow]

th- there are what

[linafication]

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

[osanzo]

oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up

[mobylace]

Leav him alon

[dovies]

[gorillamunchies-deactivated2013]

Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit

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[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[jadalouis]

PSSSSA its currently 60% off for black friday

reblog to save a life! the site is galaxylight.com

[freeasabutterfly]

I legit almost bought one wednesday for full price… glad i waited!!! taking this as ✨a sign ✨ n getting it this time! @jadalouis​ thank you sm for the psa

[elliewilliams]

[nooksickle]

[thuguke]

when you make a self deprecating joke around someone who’s not depressed

[mugicha1]

[dankmemeuniversity]

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