Making Out With Your GF

Willow - They/Frog/Moth/Bubble/Doll - 21 - Practicing Witch - Killjoy name: Cyanide Succubus - Cancer♋ - ♿Disabled♿ Writing sideblog: willowistryingtowrite

[witchywill0w]

the only two pictures i remembered to take from my 19th birthday really paint a picture of the kind of birthday it was (very successful evening)

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[my-dailydreams]

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[shortshortking]

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[phaptomoftheopera]

[the-big-mood]

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[spacebrick3]

couples outfit idea

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[tyronepowerbottom]

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

[targetedknowledge]

[saul-tortellini]

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

[tamamita]

We can do this

[tenfingers-elevenpies]

it will literally get ripped apart

[tamamita]

It literally will not, trust me

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

the thing that will have to be planned for is both tectonic movement and the expansion and contraction of the bridge sections. That is why this bridge will need to have a bunch of ramps and gaps between sections that every vehicle going across will get to do sick jumps off of.

This will also prevent traffic from slowing down. "minimum speed to make next jump: 120 km/h" signs will encourage everyone to go fast, even if the engineers are being a little conservative for safety reasons.

[tamamita]

it will work because we are pure of heart

[lustcannibalism]

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

[twinkhole-destroyer]

can you give me the coordinates

[lustcannibalism]

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

[catboybiologist]

Political pet peeve but nothing being done is a "distraction" from anything else. Everything that the current administration is doing is an extension of American imperialism and conservative American values. Iran is not being bombed to "distract from the Epstein files", trans legislation is not being passed to "distract from Palestine", none of this is happening just to "distract" you. And dismissing certain issues as "distractions" is a horrific excuse of them.

It is, however, happening all at once to overwhelm you. And there is a HUGE difference.

[autisticexpression2]

Calling things "distractions" in this context isn't a dismissal. It's an analysis of the cynical motovations behind these things. You might not agree, and you certainly make an interesting point, but it's important that we engage with each other’s perspectives in good faith.

[i-am-cybersmith]

It's an EXTREMELY MYOPIC AND FOOLISH ANALYSIS.

Fundamentally, it centres the analyst and the analyst's thoughts about a situation as the primary motivators for engaging in actions. Sadly, the fact is you are simply not that important. The Great Powers of the world do not do things to "distract" you, because you being distracted or not distracted is of very little concern to them.

[catboybiologist]

You can't have me agreeing with fucking cybersmith on my own post

Well. Not completely. Individuals are important, as members of a mob, but again, that's why this is an overwhelming tactic and not a distraction one.

[albva]

[catboybiologist]

Political pet peeve but nothing being done is a "distraction" from anything else. Everything that the current administration is doing is an extension of American imperialism and conservative American values. Iran is not being bombed to "distract from the Epstein files", trans legislation is not being passed to "distract from Palestine", none of this is happening just to "distract" you. And dismissing certain issues as "distractions" is a horrific excuse of them.

It is, however, happening all at once to overwhelm you. And there is a HUGE difference.

[autisticexpression2]

Calling things "distractions" in this context isn't a dismissal. It's an analysis of the cynical motovations behind these things. You might not agree, and you certainly make an interesting point, but it's important that we engage with each other’s perspectives in good faith.

[i-am-cybersmith]

It's an EXTREMELY MYOPIC AND FOOLISH ANALYSIS.

Fundamentally, it centres the analyst and the analyst's thoughts about a situation as the primary motivators for engaging in actions. Sadly, the fact is you are simply not that important. The Great Powers of the world do not do things to "distract" you, because you being distracted or not distracted is of very little concern to them.

[catboybiologist]

You can't have me agreeing with fucking cybersmith on my own post

Well. Not completely. Individuals are important, as members of a mob, but again, that's why this is an overwhelming tactic and not a distraction one.

[albva]