Reading is One Form of Escape

Uhm, hello. I'm Ellen. Ellen Warner the psychic. I'm not sure what you really what to know about me. I'm really not that interesting. But perhaps I could help you find a book to read? Surely those characters are far more interesting than little old me? No? Well, I suppose I could tell you that I'm 18 years old and just graduated high school not to long ago, and that I'm a librarian. Other than that, there's really nothing. Perhaps you should try talking to my brother, Edgar. He's far better at this.

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Who says I want to be nice? I'll stay in touch with you, sweetheart. - ζ

You always do. 

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What? Can't I be nice to you? I don't want anything. Not right now at least. - ζ

You're entire MO is being a complete and total jackweasel. Why on earth would you suddenly want to be nice? 

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Have you enjoyed your holidays? - ζ

... Are you really being pleasant? What the hell do you want? 

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Don't lie, sweetheart. I know you missed me. I missed you. How's Chris? - ζ

No lies. I didn't miss you at all. How unfortunate that you thought of me. ... Chris is fine. 

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Did you miss me, sweetheart? - ζ

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First kill? - ζ

...

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First boyfriend?

... Chris?

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First kiss?

Well, when I was about 15 a boy kissed me under mistletoe but I never actually kissed him back, so I guess technically Chris. 

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Are you a virgin?

Pure as the freshly fallen snow.

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Did I miss anything interesting?

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It is far too cold to be productive.

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Fine, but I’m not giving it all away… Something similar to our activity the other day.

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You mean the activities that occurred that caused me to burn a batch of cookies? 

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It is far too cold to be productive.

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Guess.

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It's far too cold for guessing games. You telling me would be much faster anyway. 

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It is far too cold to be productive.

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I’ll warm you up.

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And how do you plan on doing that?

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It is far too cold to be productive.

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@Ellen

So uh… I need to ask you something?

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Okay, ask away.