ellengetalife

[ellengetalife]

Long Sleeved Green Dress

Long Sleeved Green Dress from Nordstrom with ruched side Very pretty, great for holiday dress!!!! Never worn Would be great styled with layers!

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Long Sleeved Green Dress.

[ellengetalife]

Black Silk Wrap Dress

Black Silk Wrap Dress Very beautiful and sits nicely on the body Tie on the inside and tie on the outside to make into a bow Would be nice for a holiday party or as a cocktail dress Short bell sleeves

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Black Silk Wrap Dress.

[ellengetalife]

Bright Pink City Cuffed Capris

Bright Pink City Cuffed Capris Really accent the booty High waisted Has “secret slimming features” (it says that on the inside and is true!)

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Bright Pink City Cuffed Capris.

[ellengetalife]

Distressed Pinstripe High Waist Capri

Distressed High Waisted Capris with Pink distressed pinstripes Beautiful pair Worn once Really makes your booty look good!

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Distressed Pinstripe High Waist Capri.

[californiavida]

🍻 Instagram: @danikaeddowes

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[illuminacho-confirmed]

I’m sorry are we just going to ignore the fact that Barry was T posing the last update?

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

You gotta find someone that matches your goofy

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

this is the worst thing ever

[konoko]

[anxietyproblem]

[preservable]

i just took an online vision test that tells you what color your eyes and at first i’m like, “yeah ok like that will work”

BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT…

how’d they know I have hazel eyes based on those questions?????

here’s the link if anyone else wants to try it

[animal-factbook]

IT GOT MINE RIGHT TOO… What kind of sorcery is this?!?

[durtysoufblakkduude-blog]

Wow wtf

[southernintrovert1996]

That’s weird. I wasn’t expecting it to be real. Brown eyes

[nymph1e]

So I’ve already taken this test and it is 100% real and awesome. Reblogging so any followers who haven’t seen this yet can check it out.

[ellengetalife]

Reblogging to try later

[2000ish]

[babyanimalgifs]

[cesaray]

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[witcheshaven]

my fave

[thefantastician]

[korean-fashion]

[10knotes]

they are all wrong the correct translation is ‘hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower’