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we were chosen by god

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

tastylemonbread

to see a marching band

girlnephew

happy 10th birthday to my favorite post of all time

scramratz

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

scramratz

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

scramratz

macden

clown-alchemist

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

#i’m literally watching now

Ok let me say it again-

WHO THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FANDOM IS FOR: People who can appreciate colorfull animation and engaging storytelling.

WHO THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FANDOM IS NOT FOR: Minors and antis

brilliantpines

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

brilliantpines

is anybody out there

acakewalkofcrocodiles

piendish

//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

ask-eugene-h-krabs

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.