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Ellie, she/they, 23 I’m bi and I want to die A true witchy bitch

[alexsays-no]

After the full moon landed on the 23th, all of them stayed with Remus on Christmas Eve and they spent that night all cuddled up while Remus read to them.

[rusticfurnace]

long shift

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

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[napster-insomniac]

Tags via @bigfootismyonlyfriend

[the-canis-major]

Imagine being such a bitch that your own invented sport becomes your antithesis, cuts ties with you, and changes their name just like all trans people with transphobic parents

[queen-of-beees]

“Umm… Schroeder doesn’t like Lucy back. 🤓🤓🤓🤓 he thinks she’s annoying. ☝️☝️🤓🤓”

STFU STFU 🤬 🤬🤬🤬🤬STFU STFU STFU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I WILL HIT YOU WITH A HAMMER 🔨 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🤬🤬🤬🤬🔨🔨🔨🔨

*insert that one scene from It’s the Small Things, Charlie Brown where Schroeder goes from “fuck that dandelion. I will not hesitate to step on that ugly, disgusting fucker” to “of course, my queen. I will serenade the beautiful flower atop the pitcher’s bound” the moment Lucy said he could play Beethoven for the flower.*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[rylandsgrace]

PEDRO PASCAL

Sundance Film Festival 2024 // "Freaky Tales" premiere in Oakland, California, 2025

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[resetium]

someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

"you don't post your dead dove fics on anon?" no, all of my dead dove, dirty, disgusting gay smut are posted on my main. I have no shame. normalize a girl being a pervert and a sex-crazed freak

[akajustmerry]

Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

[akajustmerry]

opening song of this movie literally a bunch of workers singing about how idle gossip is the only thing that gets them through this NASTY TERRIBLE REVOLUTION. what did they have a revolution about?? movie says don't worry about it!! look Anastasia wants to find her family don't you want her to find her family????

[akajustmerry]

Dimitri is like yeah we have to go to Paris to meet the grand empress because she's never come back to Russia for no particular reason :)))

[kyri45]

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

They are all available as stickers on my RedBubble shop!

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[nevercure]

I think this is what happened (uhc shooter conspiracy)

I get this feeling Luigi and his cousin either planned this together, or the entire crime was purely his cousin's doing and Luigi just walked with him. Luigi isn't doing anything in the cctv besides walking with the shooter. But he took the gun. It feels like they're close, and Luigi is maybe accepting his fate as the fall guy partly because he's okay with protecting this cousin from any punishment.

His cousin is free, but also free from the love and support as the hero as well. It was a fair trade. I feel like he's letting his cousin go free and maybe Luigi feels that taking the blame is "okay" and Luigi will be "okay" as he has been reasurring everyone over and over. Because he's loved. He knows he's loved. He can take that love on behalf of his family without letting his cousin face any consequences. And he knows it's worth it. Even if people didn't know in what way he's a hero, he is one. He saved his cousin the burden and is remembered, so it's okay..

Luigi absolutely strikes me as someone who would take the bullet for his loved ones. Especially one who in every family photo is standing next to Luigi or with their arms around each other. And I know this is just one more wild conspiracy theory to add to the endless pile, but if it's true, and he's somehow found the will to even smile during all of this... I don't know. I wanna cry. I wanna see them hug. Free Luigi. He didn't do it.

[nevercure]

The thought Luigi might be receiving all these letters calling him a hero for what he did, only reaffirming that his cousin is a hero who deserved having him take the bullet for him, knowing and feeling even more assured that he did the right thing ensuring the real hero walks free? All while so, so scared..